The best WINS and FAILS on IRC ever.

Day 1,407, 14:10 Published in North Macedonia North Macedonia by Apokaliptic
In this article I present you some of the most stupid and most funny stuff that have been said on IRC and probably in general too 😃.

I hope you will enjoy it.





Brad do you have any issues with " burn in " on your plasma?
nope
cool
How well does it handle blacks
I have it bolted to the wall, so they can't really take it without some serious work








there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
I just stood up and was like "fu*k... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fu*king javascript tutorial"


Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that an*l sex is nice because it works on all genders








a sprite is anything not static
a sprite is a variable object
be it 2d or 3d
a sprite is a fu*king soda
you god damn geekass basta*ds








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where's pacman when you need him?








*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)








Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen








can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?


For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you IQ lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%?
I'm very happy with my score of 89.








We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fu*king plants


damn it :/
damn it :/
stop that
stop that
😃
😃
Y smells
Y smells
/quit
quit: (Y) (~leet@apex|X.user.gamesnet) (Quit)


How much GB hard drive do you have?
i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers


QUESTION FOR EVERYONE....
IT'S TO THE LEFT OF YOUR 'A' KEY.







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