The angry wife

Day 1,240, 12:27 • Published in USA USA • by John Marsten

Sorry for the delay on this week's article. As some of you may know I have been fighting some kind of superbug that was kicking the crap out of me. This weeks winner of the 200 free health was Paul Proteus Current PP of the Libertarian Party. Lets all give Paul a big hand. If you want to try your hand at winning just send me your jokes in a game message I will choose one every week.





Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.


Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Bob has been missing since Friday




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