Join the new world

After an unsuccessful campaign to be elected to represent the South West of England, I have decided to run for Congress in the West Midlands. My manifesto will be brief, but should give you some idea of what you’ll get from me in Congress.


This is a picture of an attractive female with a sort of British flag, plus David Bowie thrown in

Strong Leadership

I’m sensible and calm, and will make decisions which affect the country based on their long term merits. I never compromise nor sit on the fence just to make life easier or to further my own interests, but neither do I argue for the sake of it.

Experience of Congress

I’ve been in Congress before, so I’m familiar with the proper procedures and I know what to expect. During my last term I also published my voting record in my newspaper in the interests of transparency, and I’ll do the same this time if elected.

Experience of Ministries

I work in the Ministry of Finance, helping our Minister, who is jolly good at his job, to keep our economy stable. I also work for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, for some guy called Woldy. He's ok too. Working in these ministries has been rewarding for me, giving me valuable experience in both domestic and foreign affairs.

Other Stuff

I’ll donate the gold from Congress Medal to Bank of England. I’ll be sure to participate in any debates. I’ll strive always to be sensible and honest in my dealings in the eUK, and a firm but diplomatic representative abroad. Vote for me.


Oh, bless me