[Editors Note: tl:dr? Give-a-way at the bottom!]
Something to listen to.
On the 15th of November, 2010 an awful occurrence came to be in the New World. A n00b calling himself Thedillpickl stumbled onto the scene! That's right! Some fresh cucumber jumped in the pot of vinegar that is called eRep and a pickle was born.
It's All About Me
My first avatar.
:Gag: This was made with MS Paint.
I was a very patriotic pickle.
The eUS was my home and I was proud!
I had something to say.
I miss those days, media was fun then.
My party was everything.
The UIP rocked, we were Top 5 radicals.
I become an evil Capitalist.
But as most youngin's I felt the need to take up a cause and fight the system.
That's the crest from the Bolivian flag.
Thus ends our brief tour of my beginnings. Stay tuned, this gets better! (Or longer and more boring. Depends on your point of view.) It's not everyday that a pickle exposes himself!
A New Pickle Emerges
Gimp to the rescue!
So here I is. Wondering what to do next. Plato 'fixes' the media and economics. UIP disappears slowly and my friends are all leaving the game. Hmm... Well I take a job with a fellow named jver and we begin to talk. A NEW FRIEND! He helps me navigate the new econ but there is more. An idea is tossed about and this happens.
Pickle's Patriots is born.
Damn, who'd a thunk? I start a new MU.
Swiss Patriots is born?
Yeah, I know. Crazy is as crazy does.
Then Pickle's exPatriates!
I get pissy about the US invading Canada.
Then we try to party!
Never really took off. Oh well, Plato fixed 6th parties.
Now I sit here in Pickle's Patriots looking out on the eWorld and see it in shambles. Nero fiddles while Rome burns perhaps? IDK, what to make of the E-V-I-L that lurks about. Admins, Serbs, Ajay, they're all the same. Just wanting to suck the fun outta the game.
To Wrap Up
I played with these guys.
This was pretty fun.
But now it feels like this.
I'm ready for the Holidays
We know how to party.
But before I get to sign-off.
How many actually remember this shit on TV?
The contest is very, very simple. I will send 10 gold to the person who makes me laugh the most by your comment here. To celebrate my 2 year anniversary I will give one (1) Q7 tank to each person who comments to this article by reset of day 1,824 or a maximum of 250 tanks is reached. Please don't be rude and ask for a tank twice, these are party favors not supplies.
Good luck and thank you for flying Pickle's.
What is this?You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.