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Our great campaign in eCanada has made me change my tune slightly. While originally I was against the invasion of eCanada, now I'm in full support of it. Once we take the rest of the frozen wasteland, the sooner we move forward with uniting our continent under American rule. Previously many of us thought this to be mere fantasy. Perhaps this is retribution for the USA-Canada War. However, the results of this fight should be much more permanent.

Or at least one could hope. It makes sense to have North America belong to America. But this leaves the question of eMexico open for debate. While eCanada is rather weak nowadays, eMexico is rather formidable. This is why I'd rather bid my time for invading their country. Besides, Mexican tarantulas are the worst. That and Wolf Spiders.

In other news, eRussia has gone to war against eSweden. I participated in this fight rather extensively. Whatever it takes to give Pewdiepie's homeland the Bolshevik treatment it deserves. And for making less horror playthroughs than before. I suppose that counts as a valid reason. If there are any Russians who have subscribed to me, use this as your argument.

It's a good thing eUSA and eRussia are best-buddies, otherwise I'd worry about the "hammer and sickle" descending across Europe. But many of fellow "America, by The People"-ians know me as paranoid. Or something of the sort, depending on your opinion. Insanity of sort, no doubt.