Switzerlandish Things duh....

Day 2,446, 03:11 • Published in Iran Switzerland • by Comrade Vladimir Ulyanow Lenin

So.. your beloved Nova.Navid told me that i should make an article about Switzerland with pictures and other useful shit. Yeah..... useful shit that sounds way too capitalistic, but no worries, it might be interesting. 😃. You might also wonder why i made it today alias why i didnt made it earlier, indeed Nova.Navid argued with me why i took so long. 😛. But here is the article about my famous little country in Europe. 😃. Well, today is a special day for all swiss. Its the Swiss National Day, which begun like 125 years ago. We compete this day to embrace the Federal Charter of 1291 "the birth of Switzerland" ... kinda. Lets begin the "first" part i would have written if it wouldnt have been the first of August... duh.... The languages of Switzerlan😛 Switzerland is known for 4 national languages: German , French , italian and Romansh/ratororomanic/Romanic. Though romansh is only spoken by 1% of the country. 😛. Romansh was also added as the latest national language (for saving them) in 1945. Here is a picture of the current language situation... duh: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cb/Sprachen_CH_2000_EN.svg Next part: The Cantons: Switzerland has 26 cantons which are likely function as states to make it easier for you what a "canton" is. i live in smallest canton of Switzerlan😛 Basel-Stadt. For some who might learn a bit german might ask now: Is there a Basel-Land too? Yes there is a Basel-Land too. The seperation was useful because someone from the "Land" of "Basel-Land" got lesser money as a city liver who lives in "Basel-Stadt" but had to pay the same taxes, which was quietly kinda stupid. So they decided to split. Here can you see the map of switzerland with all cantons: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Switzerland,_administrative_divisions_-_de_-_colored.svg
Yeahhhhhh craziest borders on earth.... you might think now. I know that it looks creepy. but hey atleast we dont have seperate laws per state/canton unlike the USA or the UK. And if you looks closely you see that there is something unlike the state colors in Schaffhausen which looks like a swissneighbour-like state. Thats Büdingen am Hochrhein a german exclave in my glourious country. haha. I could tell you a story about it but then Nova.Navid would go crazy probably. hahahhahaha. Next Part: Swiss Food. Well you might guess it right, we are famous for our delicious chocolate and our delicious cheese. Not to be forgotten that we are famous for our Raclette or our fondue too. 😛. But did you ever heard on a Basler Mehlsuppe? This is how it looks like: . Or a Zurcher Geschnetzeltes? Well this is how that looks like: or Bündner Nusstorte? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm DELICIOUS. 😃
If you want a recipe to some of the food feel free and give me a pm 😛.
Next and last part duh...... : Swiss politics.
To make it easy and short: The current swiss president is Didier Burkhalter.
and here can you see him :

sorry for the long article. Here have some 1Augustwegggen: only sold out today. 😃.

With Love and Hugs
Lenin(Hector)

P.S. if you cant see any pics right click on a "broken-screen-look-a-like-thingy" and then "Open image in a new tab". or what ever it is in persian.