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Hello America, i am the danish ex-pressident A. Holst.
Becourse of some goverment issues in witch i disagreed with the congress and my cabinet, i got impeached on the 30 March. 39 minutes before the voting that woud impeach me was over, i wrote an aritcle witch was my impeachment speach, it was called "President Impeachment" and has become verry popular, so i trougth "Why not publish it in USA as well? They need some good danish humor!", so thats what i am doing now, here it is.

WARNING!
This article contains words witch migth be found offencive by some!



Full text from the article "President Impeachment":

Oh? So you dont like me anymore eh?
Well, then i wont be your president anymore!

By the way, i get PMs from tons of people who have "Great" ideas for international cooperation or asks for money, so in a way i am verry glad about the impeachment, but why the hell didnt you just let my term expire? It aint that hard to wait one stinking week, is it?

Now i have a few "FUCK YOU"s that i want to destribute before i resign.

FUCK YOU Hr. Bjorn, you are so fuckking sugar high that you cant wait one fucking week for me to resign, now the danish people will pay the price as they now have to live under Lerdeif.

FUCK YOU Lerdeif... nothing personal, you are just a commie and you are going to succeed me...

FUCK YOU all you umbrella guys! Not for somthing special, i just dont like you.

FUCK YOU Dan Mills, i am not arrogant at all! (i am a little paranoid and mabye a little crazy, but i am not in any way arrogant.

Now i can resign with a calm mind.

A. Holst
AHOL(e) of Fyn
President of Denmark (at least for another 39 minutes).


EXTRA! I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO SAY!
HR. BJORN, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FROM THIS MOMENT NO LONGER MINISTER!

AND THE SAME COUNTS FOR GREV PER, JAKOB TKG AND CARLOS!

YOU ARE ALL MOTHERFUCKING FIRED!!!!!!!!!!

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End of "President Impeachment".

For those of you who dont know who i refer to in the aritcle, i here have a little guide:

Hr. Bjorn
Danish congressmember and before i fired him Minister of Foreing relations / Foreing Minister.

Lerdeif
Party President of Dansk Kommunist Parti (Danish Communist Party), becourse of the game rules and the results of last danish presidential election he became the person who succeeded me.

"all you umbrella guys"
A bunch of Americans who moved to Denmark, they wanted to give Denmark a defence system if we woud pay half of the cost of an export license, i said no and that was the reson why the congress impeached me, so they was indirectly the reson why i got impeached, thats why i hate them.

Dan Mills
Danish congressmember, he called me arrogant in his newspaper.

Grev Per
Danish congressmember, national hero, owner of the biggest danish newspaper, and until i fired him Minister of Probaganda and Defence.

Jakob tkg
Danish congressmember, caretaker of the danish national bank "Danske Bank" and until i fired him Minister of Finance.


I really hope that you like it as much as it was liked in Denmark.

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