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Day 3,002, 13:33 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Lord Marcus Anthony

I would first like to formally congratulate Rathena on her big win. Few days late but it is the thought that counts. Right? It is definitely nice to see some new blood in the CP spot.
Secondly, I am bored out of my mind. I have mountains of homework to do and cannot seem to bring myself to be productive in any way. Seriously, I am just taking selfies of my dog. "He doesn't have thumbs, which is why I am taking the selfies." And the porn!
So I decided to take a few minutes off of all that stuff and just tell the eWorld how awesome you guys are. Some of you know. But a few of you may never have been told about or included into my corruption schemes. That does not mean anything bad. It just means my corruption hasn't quite made it's way to you yet. I do look forward to the rest of the month and personally giving a piece of my mind to those poofs from across the channel.
I hope we all have a great month and would like all of you to send prayers to the winter gods. Beg them to show a little mercy to my fellow North Americans this month and stop making the temperature drop below 0 degrees. At least make it stop dropping below 25 degrees C. This is just unnecessary. I am getting a little frustrated at having to pee inside. Why should any man have to pee in the house. That is just unsanitary! I don't let my dog pee inside. I think he may be a little embarrassed of me.
Have a good February. -Lord Marcus