Story Time - The Story

Day 2,830, 14:12 Published in Ireland Ireland by The Irish Community



- Story Time -


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An Sluagh --- AoifeNiBhriain --- VOLIM ANDREU
Winston Hope Smith --- Releasethe Krakken
Raven Anarcho --- Sparkfyre --- Don Croata
--- AroN03 --- nadya78 --- Crosseye ---
deadlittlepuppy --- Mann551 --- MamuVam
Tara C --- ErrOrka --- TomislavRexCroatorum --- eShades



Let's see how good our eRep community is at writing... shall we..


One day I decided to go to Argentina on horseback. With an Irish flag hanging proudly around my neck and ready to fight and destroy every enemy of Great Ireland Republic, when I came across an amazing sight, a beautiful woman in red dress. We can even say "lady in red", only I soon found out she was no lady at all... Instead she morphed right before my eyes into a two-tailed dragon with scales of a glorious crimson shade. I took my pink dildo and smacked him right in the head and then I married with red lady in a cave, but deep down in the hole there are someone's who were four but then I found out I was colour-blind after all.... The others of my species were completely blind, so being sighted but colour-blind was a blessing. It's just unfortunate that I am losing my mind. So I smoked some weed with Jeremy Clarkson to calm down and got on a rainbow coloured plane that took me across the world to South Africa. The Rainbow nation, I was greeted by Nelson Mandela in the flesh. He shook my hand. Suddenly I woke up, it was all a dream...a bad dream. Then I remembered I am an army veteran... My leg had been sliced from that explosive drone in WW2 when I was fighting in Toujane. In Toujane I making a serious mistake by dancing when I was told to get down. I've got shot in the leg by the ugly British soldier. I then took a knife to his throat. However, I stopped sudddenly and began to sing "Hakuna Matata" as I realised he was my long lost son from my marriage to Don Croata, then plunged it in... to a piece of pie and gave him a slice. I then saw Sluagh going down on a monkey and decided it might be time to go to... However Sluagh couldnt go. He must finish what he started and with one final thrust....... I forced the previously slices piece of pie down my pants to cool down myself. I ate a raw spoiled potato. I went to plant the rest of it in the ground and it became a potato monster.


And there you have it, a story by you!
I hope you all enjoyed it, I know I did!








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