State of Affairs or Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Day 2,106, 14:42 • Published in United Kingdom Israel • by dante643

oh boy a dante article, why haven’t we seen one of those in a while? Well because I’ve been busy having a life you needy B%#*@#*%, but since tax time has come and gone and I’ve gone off and done my military service for the year, I had some spare time to look on with jaded eyes as the congress elections proceeded and you know what? We really can’t just have nice things in the eUK and you know whose fault that is? Well everyone’s really but let me break it down for you. Also just have to put in the disclaimer, this is satire, this is fun, this is playing the game.


something, something witty and brimming with venom.

Now TUP, has been the mega party since I started months back (I guess that makes me a oldf@g now) and really, what have they done in all those months? Same old same old, they’ve dominated congress but I haven’t seen a TUP CP for awhile, maybe BigAnt tainted the idea for you guys, I don’t know, but they’re a force to be reckoned with, this game is boring, we need distractions to get involved with the community, TUP force us to get in gear, not everyone else forcing you.


vote 1, dante643 for malevolent dictator.

As you all know I’ve had a slight problem with certain elements of New Era and not naming any names but the guy is currently in Poland, is a yankee-doodle-dandy and is generally a prat. New Era thanks to certain influences can be more considered a cult of personality, if that personality didn’t involve throwing countless amounts of money at the computer screen, screaming ‘LOVE ME!’. New Era, get over yourself and get involved in the community, for the rest of you, you’re okay, I agree with you that the eUK has been controlled by the same people for ages, just try and be more friendly okay?


I’m not saying this friendly, but it would be nice.

for the minor parties that run as semi-affiliated alliance, I’m talking to you UKRP, ESO, UKPP, PCP and WRP, I like you guys, I really, really do, but I just can’t help look on and go ‘man, just for once, be a troll to the other parties, make a deal before hand and go into congress storming with legislation, New Era congressmen aren’t generally on much and TUP guys can be bribed’ this is happening slowly and I for one can’t wait to see what zany ideas they come up with. Also while I’d like to see this happen, certain elements of older gamers who stick around kicking up a fuss about this or that, for the love of god people, this is a game in 2013 with less content than original Mario, being loud and proud for being here for five years isn’t a medal receiver, its more just a strong indication of obsessive-compulsive disorder.


I’m out of ideas, I don’t know, something, something, Pheiffer, something, something, insult.

Dante643
playing this game with malice, spite and satire since 2012
Also I went out of my way just to find red-heads so thank me.