Squiddy For London - Change You Can Believe In.

Day 550, 17:43 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Squiddy

Dear citizens of London,

I have decided to abandon my military career and return to UK politics.

I believe that the current state of affairs in the United Kingdom is dire at best and needs to be shaken up. The United Kingdom was once a country associated with power, morality and prosperity. In the past 2 months, event after event has caused the United Kingdom to lose these prestigious associations. We have led distasteful political attacks on friendly countries, suffered huge monetary losses and our army is in tatters compared to other nations of equal size.

The time has come for the veterans of the United Kingdom to stand up and fight for the titles of our once great country. We have seen the return of great people such as Deilos, twaters and Flamur - now I feel it is my turn to come back and lend a helping hand to the country that made me what I am today.

You want devotion? You've got it. I've been in the United Kingdom for over 9 months.

You want experience? You've got it. I've attained 13 terms of Government & Political positions under 4 different titles; Congressman, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Party Leader and Lord.

You want loyalty? You've got it. I have never acted against the wishes of the United Kingdom or been publicly condemned and have only ever belonged to one party during my 9 month life.

You want a reason? You've got it. Vote for me and I can promise you, based on previous performance, a congressman that delivers, a congressman that fights for his country, his citizens and the values that we all hold close to our hearts.

A vote for Squiddy is a vote for pride, power and prosperity.