This is Dakota Leierer bringing you the latest sports and entertainment news around New Zealand. Here is what's happening across the nation:
- Wellington Day Two
- Wellington Phoenix get 1st win of 2013
- Kiwis at the Davis Cup
- Keirin Finals
- Funeral for Sir Paul Holmes
- Spartacus: War of the Damned attracts U.S viewers
Jokes of the Day
Q: What is the difference between a virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a woman's legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.
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