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29 Day 546, 00:26 Finland
Explanation about the situation in erepublik.
Remember that erepublik is a game that is a copy from real life.
I am sorry for all the miss-spellings there are in this text.
And if there is something illegal in this article on erepublik laws, I would like to know what and not get banned without a reason.
In this article I am NOT blaming anyone, NOT badmouthing anyone, NOT trying to make anyone/anything look bad. I am NOT accusing Admins on anything.
In the article there is nothing that can be listed in some of the next: Racism, extremism, trolling, flaming, pornography, insult, public accusation without proof, or indirect attack on a citizen. I am not blaming any citizen for these things, I am not saying that there are bugs in this game. I am just speaking about things that have been spoken in erepublik, I am just making jokes on those issues. (bad jokes on my opinion but I do what I want ). I am NOT accusing erepublik Admins on anything.
If you think something in this article is making you or someone else look bad or you think it is against some law of erepublik please inform me and I will fix that issue. And for the ones that can ban me, if you do it because of this article tell me the real reason for the bans.

There is nothing in this article that can result bans, or is there? If there is please inform me and give me a chance to change that thing rather than ban me for some freaky reason.



1. There has been chatting about copying the gold in erepublik with some bug
A: In real life you can counterfeit money if you are good enough, so copying the gold is a feature, not a bug. I am not saying that copying the money in real life is legal, but you CAN do it if you think youre up to it

2. Guns are copied with bugs
A: In real life there is a black market where "destroyed" weapons are sold to some countries (middle-east most famous), so it is a feature, not a bug. Or otherwise if you think that you have 1 weapon all the time and the weapons in erepublik are only bullets, you can refill your casings in real life with the needed gear and skill (not every dum one can do it). So why couldnt you refill those in erepublik?

3. Guns disappear during the battle but doesnt affect damage
A: Sometimes when you try to shoot, the weapon missfires. It is so simple that not everything works all the time. If you buy a telephone, it may not work at all or there may appear some misfunctions on that. And bullets missfire sometimes, maybe because it rains or for some other reason, it is not a bug, its a feature

4. Political takeovers
A: In real life you have been able to politically take over a country on 17th century maybe. so erepublik is in the past, so it is a feature, not a bug. Some may think that it has never happened, but I have one example I think is good enough. When kolumbus found "india" which was really the America, there were native citizens (indians) but does america belong to indians? No it is ruled by former european citizens.

5. There has been a little conversation about ghost doing damage.
A: In star wars there were the clone wars, where clones attacked, Maybe someone has watched too much star wars and wanted to make his/her own clone army. And who cares if those clones would try to take over the world? Lets collect enough jedis to beat them!

6. My account doesnt eat and my wellness falls, I cannot use hospital
A: In real life you dont eat every day if you are very sick or something, and you dont always want to go to hospital, it is a feature. I have read some long time ago that human can survive 3 weeks without eating, and about a week without drinking anything. So it is 100% possible that you wouldnt eat for 1-3 days. After that you are so weak that you need. Or maybe longer time. But it is quite normal. And some people dont want to go to hospital: "I can do fine without those so called doctors stabbing me with the knives"

7. I dont get wellness from house when I do not have food
A: Who the hell goes to home to sleep or do anything if you do not have food in there? Well, I guess everyone who has a freaking house. But not in erepublik, if you do not have food you dont sleep and gain wellness from that. In erepublik houses there are locks that open only if you have food in your inventory, freaky yeah, but sadly thats true. That is the explanation on that. "I would use my erepublik weapon and shoot the door open and go to sleep, but the bullets missfire everytime I try to do that ;("

8. People say they are banned for unknown reasons.
A: Try to make a revolution in russia or some country like that, you find yourself in siberia. So try to mess with the powerful guys and you know the results. And when someone gets banned it needs to be for a reason. There is nothing illegal on the bans that have been given because the admins are the gods in this game, they decide what is wrong and what is not.

Sincerely,
SuicideOG
Operation Suicide

Shout to your friend and dont forget to vote

 
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Jode
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Jode Day 546, 00:33

Made of win. \o/

 
Cure
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Cure Day 546, 00:34

Voted

 
Samov
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Samov Day 547, 01:05

Voted

 
Rauhamaki
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Rauhamaki Day 547, 01:10

voted.

 
JokkeT
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JokkeT Day 547, 01:23

Voted!

 
Varma von Velig
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Varma von Velig Day 547, 01:49

Bullseye!

voted

 
Aqid
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Aqid Day 547, 02:09

voted

 
Okkius Pyromanius
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Okkius Pyromanius Day 547, 02:41

It's in real life not live

Still, voted.

 
SuicideOG
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SuicideOG Day 547, 02:49

@Okkius Pyromanius: Fixed, bad fail

 
dragosv
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dragosv Day 547, 02:49

Voted!!

 
Kaarle Suuri
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Kaarle Suuri Day 547, 03:11

VOTED!

 
Jolius
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Jolius Day 547, 03:26

VOTED!! and subscribed

 
Jazi
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Jazi Day 547, 03:45

Amen for that.
Voted.

 
Koo-ketju
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Koo-ketju Day 547, 04:10

\o/
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TemeYahi
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TemeYahi Day 547, 04:27

Voted

 
SuicideOG
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SuicideOG Day 547, 04:32

Spread the word through shout!

Vote so it will be seen!

And say if something is missing or miscorrect information.

 
Anaheim
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Anaheim Day 547, 05:31

EPIX +1

Down with the GDI!

 
Anaheim
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Anaheim Day 547, 05:32

(Suicide btw, its "Siberia", not Siperia )

 
Kammo22
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Kammo22 Day 547, 05:45

Voted

 
Kalifin Salakammio
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Kalifin Salakammio Day 547, 06:03

I was told they hand out cheezeburgers for phree here?

Anyway, great article and so true! Vote + sub.

 
Hawley
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Hawley Day 547, 06:04

Voted!

Great Newspaper

 
kaller
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kaller Day 547, 06:50

Voted!

 
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Taichousan Day 547, 06:51

Great

 
Sean Finley
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Sean Finley Day 547, 07:23

Voted

 
Vilhelmi Kanervikkola
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Vilhelmi Kanervikkola Day 547, 10:55

Voted.

 
Matias Finn
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Matias Finn Day 547, 23:44

Voted!

 
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Aholahden varikko Day 547, 00:45

VOTED!! Loisto artikkeli!

 
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MoPS Day 548, 01:16

Hupiministeriö palkitsee tämän hienoan artikkelin kirjoittajan 1 FIM suuruisella stipendilllä!

 
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