SPAM4CP: Eh We're Not Dead Yet

Day 2,420, 12:04 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Citizen 4945322


Dear Supporters,

Well, that was interesting to say the least. It was interesting for me to see the wide range of support from most areas of the eUK public, even amongst those that I would never have expected to back me. It was also interesting to see a semi-old Spamican far exceed any of the predictions set out for him before hand, topping one prediction by a fair margin.

During yesterday's elections I had a barrage of accusations towards me. Whilst a group of us celebrated my unexpected lead in the #euk chat room with breadsticks, dips, and a bowl of doritos, meanwhile the bloodhounds of the opposition were concocting up a whole range of stories to diminish my support amongst floating voters.

I attempted to run an honest and clean campaign. When I messaged somebody looking for support, I never even mentioned the opposition, despite having a whole backlog of evidence that I could have spread to prove they can't be trusted. But I am not that type of person. Supposedly though, I am the following:

1. A Multi User. Numerous times did a bewildered Vendetta member, flabbergasted that they were losing what was and has proven to be an unloseable election, accuse me of multiing, including a certain now 4 times CP at 1 in the morning.
2. A Thief & Runner of a Bank Scam. To be honest, I have no idea where this came from. Robert V has made numerous accusations of this that, if in real life, could be easily seen as slander and defamation and would rightly win me some money in the courts. Never have I tried to, been involved with, or even been linked to the finance area of this game. I've never been MoF, had access to any sort of money, or contacted anybody about loans.
3. My past accusations against UKPP were also brought into light from around 2 years ago, and I stand by them all. I still believe that Sir Nick Griffin was a racist, I still believe that they did use multis (but so did many others at the time) and funnily enough, I do believe they made use of bought votes. Quite ironic that last one really. I didn't know 200 eUK citizens were that interested in a party's rock paper scissors tournament.

Anyhow, I hope that clears things up with certain members of the opposition.

But what has this election proven? Surely we have lost and the eUK is now once again fucked. Well, not really. We rallied, and if not for some outside help we may well have won. And as pointed out by Jamesw, this was really a lose-lose situation for BigAnt and Vendetta. Now that they have finally won they have to prove what they can do differently to the TUP elites that ran it before. How a national MU is different to what has been done before I am unsure, but for the good of our nation I hope that they do well. If not, then there is always next month to reclaim our country.

They will lose the upcoming referendum, I am sure of that. By making use of a comments based system of voting, it will be obvious to everybody how many of our new friends the Serbs vote in it. If it is a lot, then obviously they'll be accusations of tampering with the voting base to get what they want.

Our community is not yet dead. We still fight on to another day.

For the fun of it, here is what would have been my cabinet. That one where I got to 2pm yesterday and panicked, realising that shit, wait a second, there is a chance I might win and have to have a cabinet.

CP: Prof. J Moriarty
vCP: NWG
Governmental Advisors: Talon Karrde & Butjam
MoHA: WookieO
uMoHA: Bananaboy378 & Surferdude
MoF: Huey George
uMoF: FNB
Mo😨 Sambo911 & FightandProduce
uMo😨 hotfuz
Advisor to Mo😨 jayxm
MoFA: WayneKerr & Kapten Johnson
MoFA Staff: Rob the Bruce & Lord Halifax
MoLA: Karacticus

And probably the best appointment of the lot, my Government's spokesperson and Prime Minister, Alex Popovic.

Just weep at what you are missing out on, eUK. Weep.

Who knows, maybe someday. Impeachment?

Good luck to whatever cabinet is announced in the upcoming month.

Yours humbly in defeat,
Moriarty
He finally beat that time he got 43 votes and finished third in an election.