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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Hey mate, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife..

Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'

'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.

'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."

She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'









A guy picks up a chick in a bar and brings her back to his house. They start fooling around and she says " stick a finger in " So he obliges. A few minutes go by and she says " stick 2 fingers in" so he does. Then she says " put your fist in me " He like wow OK...Then she says " Use two fists" Again he obliges .. After a few seconds she says " Now CLAP " He says "I CAN'T "

She says " TIGHT ISN'T IT " 😉