Some things you should know about Australia

Day 710, 15:30 • Published in USA Australia • by patti11

Oh Hey America, didn't see you their under my stereotypical Australian cork hat.



So since we are becoming allies and all, I would like to educate you on the Land Down Under.


Australia's national anthem, is the song "Down Under". When you walk into a public dwelling you must quote at least 2 lines from the song or risk getting shot.



(click image to here the sexy song)

It is common belief that every Australia has a portrait of Crocodile Dundee hanging above their mantelpiece. It is true, Heil Paul Hogan!



The football we play involves no pansy padding and the effect is the revealing of how much balls we have.



Before commenting in our articles make sure to read up on the Australian Dictionary, it contains such phrases as, "flat out like a lizard drinking" and "As dry as a Pommy's towel".

Finally, feel free to come down to Australia to see the sights. I've chucked another shrimp on the barby for ya 😉



Patti11
Prime Minister of Australia


P.S.: If you want to know the events leading up to today, read here.

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