So Long Canada
Day 2,646, 18:56
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by Thedillpickl
Music quality is second rate
but precision flying is A+.
Hi kids!
It's been great and I've had a ball.
😮
I've decided that Canada is boring and I need sun & sand.
Now For Mindless Prattle
So you don't have to Google the wor
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prattle
noun
Definition of PRATTLE
1: trifling or empty talk
2: a sound that is meaningless, repetitive, and suggestive of the chatter of children
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/prattle
I think everyone here has been great, except for those that weren't. Some people had a lot to say and others didn't. Mean people suck. I don't know what your opinion is but you should tell me so I can tell you that you're wrong because someone has to do that you know because it is very important that someone tell you that you are wrong so you're not self-important and that thing where people look up to you is bad also. Babble... Babble... Babble...
Ford was a looser, nobody paid any attention to him.
OK I'm Back!
I changed my mind so I came back to ♥ Canada! I shall change everything because you people are misled and don't understand this is a game and you must do everything I say or the game is over! (I will use exclamation points exclusively in this segment to show you I have enthusiasm!) Why don't you have enthusiasm?! Why?! WHY?! You should show enthusiasm or the game is dead! It is not your fault! Blame the leaders! It has to be someone's fault so blame them!
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."
~ John F. Kennedy
BAH! What did Kennedy know?! He didn't even serve his full term as President!
/Sarcasm Off
OK, you can see that I'm just having some fun. I'm expecting a bunch of trollism in the comments. Join with me to have a good chuckle.
Bye Bye
˙uɐdɐſ uı ʞɔnl xʎN puɐ sıuuǝᗡ ɥsıʍ s,ʇǝ⅂
˙ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ sʇǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ llɐ ƃuıʇsod ʇɹɐʇs ll,I ʞuıɥʇ I ˙unɟ sı sıɥʇ 'ǝǝ⅁
˙sɹıɐɥɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno llɐɟ puɐ ʎzzıp ʇǝƃ llıʍ slloɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝslǝ ƃuıɥʇou ɟI
˙ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ sʇǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ llɐ ƃuıʇsod ʇɹɐʇs ll,I ʞuıɥʇ I ˙unɟ sı sıɥʇ 'ǝǝ⅁
˙sɹıɐɥɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno llɐɟ puɐ ʎzzıp ʇǝƃ llıʍ slloɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝslǝ ƃuıɥʇou ɟI
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huehue
AND STAY OUT!
Oh.. you didn't actually leave. Well,er.... this is awkward.
Well, let me ask you this: what do you do with all that hair you've shaved off all those beavers? Do you burn it? Or sweep it all into a pile and jump into it like kids jumping into piles of leaves in the autumn?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik
Beaver hair pie.
I kinda thought my idea was over the top already. Well played, sir.
You had better keep yourself in here.
You are one of the vvery few active people in the country that contributes content...
Is a joke... ha ha. See other farewell articles in top 5.
Not enough beaver in this article, although you get pretty close with the first picture.
If a man makes a mistake in the woods and
no one is around to see it does it matter?
¡ɹǝɥ oʇ sɹǝʇʇɐɯ ʇı 'ʍouʞ llıʍ ǝɟıʍ sıH
(: ˙ƃuıɥʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ʍǝu sıɥʇ ǝʞıl I
*misled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O8jsxj9Dqo
where in hell do you find this shit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O8jsxj9Dqo
Forgot to take the "s" out! sorry
yeah needs more beaver
Haha there probably have been a lot of these lately. Hope mine didn't sound that way. I consider it a leave of absence.
No, yours was a nice going away piece to explain things. You'll be missed here but we wish you the best in Netherlands.
National rank: 69
The real reason I left.
¡ʇnu ɐ ǝɹɐ 'ɹıs noʎ
˙ǝuo ʍouʞ oʇ ǝuo sǝʞɐ⊥
o7
Are you going to Japan also. You should stay araound
Is a joke Erick...
I guess Canada doesn't get my sarcasm. 😃
you should try harder if you want to bandy words with Gods of sarcasm and dry wit.
Ho I got it I guest you did not get mine
yeah not smart enough for me as always 😃
I can read inverted text with ease. And also I can read between the lines.
Glad you're not leaving, you make eCanada much more interesting
Canada is not worthy of a farewell.
GIVE IT A TRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, we don't let pickles through customs.
How about cucumbers and vinegar?
Wuz up Dilly?!
Hello mister,
Glad yer still around.
I miss our late night talks. 🙂
I'm glad you are back. 🙂
WHO LET HIM BACK IN!?
I can never think of what to say when I see a pretty lady holding a big ball in her hand.
Thank you?
Needs more white space and bolding.
!etirw ot yaw tseb eht si sdrawkcab, nwod edispu tegrof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx9K4qdCGlY
Backmasking you say? lol
You should make a PM group with the world leaders to discuss how crappy eCanada is. I hear that's in vogue now.
Problem is I already PM some of them and bitch. They laugh and tell me "STFU, you should see what I have to deal with!". lol
~hyuu~
🙁 I really thought that you were leaving 😕