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Smack Dat Can Into Congress!
Herro people of the UK.
I'm not going to write something long winded, about what I want to do, or what I stand for. That can be seen by how much gold I have put in to defending our great nation via tanking as hard as I could during the wars with Canada and UK.
Experiences:
- MoF *1
- Various positions within Military Command spanning 9 months.
- Leader of 40th Commando's, a Paramilitary Unit that offers the best supplies in the UK!
40th Commando's are currently supplying 400 health & 8 Q5 weapons, or 10 Q5 weapons for a limited time only! Join up today to get this incredible supply!

~ Smack
I'm not going to write something long winded, about what I want to do, or what I stand for. That can be seen by how much gold I have put in to defending our great nation via tanking as hard as I could during the wars with Canada and UK.
Experiences:
- MoF *1
- Various positions within Military Command spanning 9 months.
- Leader of 40th Commando's, a Paramilitary Unit that offers the best supplies in the UK!
40th Commando's are currently supplying 400 health & 8 Q5 weapons, or 10 Q5 weapons for a limited time only! Join up today to get this incredible supply!

~ Smack

This guy loves Canadians. Is that who you want in congress?
Oh, I want long-winded.
Long-winded for me please.
And verbose; verbose is good.
And maybe some vacant 'rambling'.
If we had that, I'd vote for you like a shot.
Really.
I would.
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@ Octavian Rastranglger:
My full 63 page pamphlet as to why you should vote for me, including policies and my views on them, has been send to you by first class post. I hope you appreciate that not everyone loves such long winded posts, and so I have it on demand for people like you.
@ TemujinUnendingPotBC:
I've tanked against Canada for a while now, and it just goes to show HOW I HATE YOU ALL. Though I do like syrup and waffles. Mhmmmm. Yummy.
SMACK