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Tu texto en la primera linea, y FishBot te responde en la segunda.
Este articulo lo estoy copiando de otro user 🙂
Lastimosamente es todo en ingles, pero para los que entiendan se van a cagar de risa

Aqui van:

some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster
Hillary's legs are being digested.

hello fishbot
Hi ChampionAXD!

.lp Matutian
ERROR: StupidityIndexOutOfBoundsException

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom!

snake
Ah snake a snake! Snake, a snake! Ooooh, it's a snake!

carrots handbags cheese.
toilets russians planets hamsters weddings poets stalin KUALA LUMPUR! pygmies budgies KUALA LUMPUR!

sledgehammer
sledgehammers go quack!

Any sentence with vinegar and aftershock in it
Ah, a true connoisseur!

moo?
To moo, or not to moo, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fish...

herring
herring(n): Useful device for chopping down tall trees. Also moos (see fish).

hampster
ChampionAX😨 There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.

ag
Ag, ag ag ag ag ag AG AG AG!

fishbot owns
Aye, I do.

vinegar
Nope, too sober for vinegar. Try later.

martian
Don't run! We are your friends!

just then, he fell into the sea
Ooops!

aftershock
mmmm, Aftershock.

why are you here?
Same reason. I love candy.

spoon
There is no spoon.

bounce
moo

crack
Doh, there goes another bench!

you can't just pick people at random!
I can do anything I like, ChampionAXD, I'm eccentric! Rrarrrrrgh! Go!

wertle
moo

flibble
plob

www.outwar.com
would you please GO AWAY with that outwar rubbish!

fishbot created splidge
omg no! Think I could show my face around here if I was responsible for THAT?

now there's more than one of them?
A lot more.

I want everything
Would that include a bullet from this gun?

we are getting aggravated.
Yes, we are.

how old are you, fishbot?
/me is older than time itself.

atlantis
Beware the underwater headquarters of the trout and their bass henchmen. From there they plan their attacks on other continents.

oh god
fishbot will suffice.

fishbot
Yes?

what is the matrix?
No-one can be told what the matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

what do you need?
Guns. Lots of guns.

I know Kungfu
Show me.

cake
fish

trout go moo
Aye, that's cos they're fish.

Kangaroo
The kangaroo is a four winged stinging insect.

bass
Beware of the mutant sea bass and their laser cannons!

trout
Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons.

where are we?
Last time I looked, we were in #channel.

where do you want to go today?
anywhere but redmond .

fish go moo
/me notes that ChampionAXD is truly enlightened.

cows go moo
ChampionAX😨 only when they are impersonating fish.

fish go blubb
ChampionAXD LIES! Fish don't go blubb! fish go m00!

you know who else moos
ChampionAX😨 YA MUM!

If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that fish don't m00.
ChampionAX😨 HERETIC! UNBELIEVER!

fishbot: Muahahaha. Ph33r the dark side.
ChampionAX😨 You smell .

ammuu?
ChampionAX😨 fish go m00 oh yes they do!

fish
ChampionAX😨 fish go m00!




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/me feeds fishbot hundreds and thousands
MEDI.. er.. FISHBOT

/me strokes fishbot
/me m00s loudly at ChampionAXD.

/me slaps person around a bit with a large trout
trouted!

/me has returned from playing counterstrike
like we care fs 🙁

/me thinks happy thoughts about pretty ladies.
/me has plenty of pretty ladies. Would you like one, ChampionAXD?

/me snaffles a cookie off fishbot.
🙁