Shoe Soliloquy [Party President]
Day 1,943, 10:26
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by Paul Proteus
This article is written as PP of the Shoe Party...last night was a triumph
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Welcome to Goodbye Blue Monday, your source for all the news the other papers refuse (or don't want) to cover! And on occasion mildly political stuff, read on~
Possible New Party Logo Pending
Fellow Americans, Shoes, yesterday was a victory, not only for America but for our Party. Some of you may know me, some of you may not, and many of you may realize I only joined this party recently. Still, to me this was democracy in action, and I’d like to think the diverse community that supported me as well as those in AFA/Shoe leadership and those in this party that are willing to work with me going forward.
Like I said, Democracy in action
Previous leaderships have frequently worked to harm the eUnited States, this is well known, and this is why my victory is also a victory for the eUS, however previous leaderships have also done nothing to energize this party, or help it succeed…
Shoe Party members, this changes now, I will not destroy your party, I will bring us forward, those who wish to work with me, please send me a message.
Right now we’re Penny Loafers, tomorrow we’ll be Air Jordans!
More news will be on the way
The Feet Are Liberated,
Proteus Out~
Your Moment of Zen:
Courtesy of xkcd
So that wraps up today's Goodbye Blue Monday
Until Next Time,
Stay Sexy
Click for Mood Musik
Welcome to Goodbye Blue Monday, your source for all the news the other papers refuse (or don't want) to cover! And on occasion mildly political stuff, read on~
Possible New Party Logo Pending
Fellow Americans, Shoes, yesterday was a victory, not only for America but for our Party. Some of you may know me, some of you may not, and many of you may realize I only joined this party recently. Still, to me this was democracy in action, and I’d like to think the diverse community that supported me as well as those in AFA/Shoe leadership and those in this party that are willing to work with me going forward.
Like I said, Democracy in action
❤
Previous leaderships have frequently worked to harm the eUnited States, this is well known, and this is why my victory is also a victory for the eUS, however previous leaderships have also done nothing to energize this party, or help it succeed…
Shoe Party members, this changes now, I will not destroy your party, I will bring us forward, those who wish to work with me, please send me a message.
Right now we’re Penny Loafers, tomorrow we’ll be Air Jordans!
More news will be on the way
The Feet Are Liberated,
Proteus Out~
Your Moment of Zen:
Courtesy of xkcd
So that wraps up today's Goodbye Blue Monday
Until Next Time,
Stay Sexy
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p/h!!!!!
This member of the feds salutes the shoe party leader. May you bring them from the darkness.
Good luck with the Shoe Party
From Loafers to Air Jordans is going to take a lot of work.
Trrbl Elitists is trrbl!
voted o7
Just do it.
PP is PP!
This is an excellent party.
v
"Right now we’re Penny Loafers, tomorrow we’ll be Air Jordans!"
LOL I love your writing
I prefer the fishhead's referenced
congratulations on liberation!
those individual toe shoes are kinda weird...
Do I have to wear shoes to join?