Sheograd

Day 2,847, 07:45 Published in USA Norway by Major Lee Hung

Dear citizens of the Ubod States of Amrle1982ca,

As part of our campaign to integrate you with civilised society, we will be renaming New York to Sheograd - after the eWorld's greatest governor.



As this is home to the workers, counters of monetary-related paper and generally the most well-known part of the American continent, we thought it fitting that we turn it in to a city for the masses - a city of workers.

Anybody who refuses to embrace this new name will be imprisoned and sentenced to 30 days of hard labour; your duties will involve the manufacture of sports shoes.

These changes will take place with immediate effect.

Thank you,
Governor Sheograth