Beards of Glory

Comrades, we have seen something glorious this last presidential election. eSwitzerland has finally been rescued from the Shaolin's dungeon of sexual delights.


Needless to say, Russians have weird fetishes.

There are many people to thank for this massive Swiss victory, but the real hero is Eleriel The Manly. After winning the eSwiss presidency three times, we can only assume he got tired of being so awesome and decided to pass the torch on to less awesome citizens. With his departure we saw the rise of the Shaolin here in eSwitzerland.


Arschman training at the Alps

The dark times are over now as Eleriel The Manly has returned to the eSwiss throne. As important as Eleriel The Manly may be, I have even better news. Eleriel The Manly has informed me of his plans to reclaim the rebelious colony of Eastern Switzerland as made clear in these hypothetical IRC logs.

12:18 CZAR: And we'll be invading Austria shortly, right?
12:20 MANLY MAN: I dunno
12:21 CZAR: I'll take that as a yes :p

TO ARMS SWISS COMRADES, TO ARMS!

Oh yeah, and I'm back in eSwitzerland in case you couldn't tell.