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Hello everyone! My first ever article is going to be about Nyan Cat and how we can use it as a LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device) weapon.



First, what is Nyan Cat?

Nyan Cat is a very special cartoon cat with the ability to morph into a strawberry poptart and shoot rainbows out of it's ass while flying through outer space...forever. It has a pink poptart body and makes the sound "Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan" which will hypnotise our enemies and devour their brains.

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Our enemies will only think about "Nyannyannyannyannyanynyanyannyannyan". These words are very pain inducing and will irritate our enemies until they explode.

Once our enemies on land are under the Nyan Cat spell and hypnotised, we will unleash Walama



A beautiful, unique creature created through the copulation of a walrus and a llama. It has the appearance of a green dinosaur, and likes to jump around in one place. Frequently. It is quite a rare endangered species, known to few, loved by all.

We will command Walama to bounce until it crushes all of our enemies! Once it has done its job, we will release an army of Breadfish to take out any remaining ocean units that might be hiding from Nyancat or Walama!



The marvelous breadfish are fish that were shoved into a loaf of bread.

Tell me have you seen the marvellous Breadfish?
Swimming in the ocean waters
Have you seen the marvellous Breadfish?
He's like an inverse sandwich
Ohhhhhhhhh for fisherman and sharks!


Once Nyan Cat, Walama and Breadfish take out all our of enemies, we will drink some beer and eUSA will party!