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SCANDALOUS: A Guide To Where Your Money Is

Day 2,431, 04:45 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Citizen 4945322

Do You Know Who Has Your Tax Money? Are You Concerned As To Where It Has Disappeared To?

Well, don't fret, because we here at Scandalous have produced this handy article to detail exactly where and who has your tax money.

1. Circa 300,000 GBP & 20 Gold
Sir Humphrey "Mugabe" Appleby
-The Former CP who fled from Government with a handy "retirement package", Sir Humphrey, or Mugabe to his friends, claims he will hand back all the funds to the Government he can trust to look after it. Although he claims to not have spent any of it, we do wonder how he afforded that brief sojourn to Ibiza...

2. 900,000 GBP
Currently Unknown, Believed To Be Under Control of GiantTermite
-Missing from current Government Orgs, it is thought that somewhere of around 900,000 GBP has been lost down the back of a sofa and is currently lying under the control of one GiantTermite, who is of *no relation* to current CP BigAnt.

3. 4.67 GBP
Our Government
-What is left of Government funds. Would buy one cricket bat, if it was a shoddy cricket bat from poundstretchers.

4. One Billion Dollars *Sticks little finger in mouth*
ChewChewShoe
-Not to be confused with WookieO's cousin Chewbacca, renowned Irish thief and con artist ChewChewShoe, or Jamesw as he is censored to on the forums, famously stole all the monies whilst everybody else unwrapped presents, ate turkey and got along for one day. Nobody has seen him since, although its understood he currently resides in the eVirgin Islands. Cause thats what he is.

5. 0.89 GBP
Prof. J Moriarty
-I think this might be the Government's. I found it out on the street in loose change and just picked it up. Maybe one of the aforementioned culprit's loot bag had a hole in it. I shall humbly donate it to whatever org people tell me to.

DO YOU KNOW OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF ANY MORE GOVERNMENT CASH? JUST POST A COMMENT DETAILING ITS EXISTENCE, ITS WORTH, AND WHETHER OR NOT TO BLAME JAMESW!

Comments

averson Day 2,431, 04:50

Thorough investigation performed, it deserves a big vote! 🙂

Sir Robert V Day 2,431, 04:51

Lies, don't believe a word he says, i saw him pick up atleast .97 GBP

Citizen 4945322 Day 2,431, 04:55

Shit guys, hes on to us, burn the lot.

Sir Robert V Day 2,431, 04:56

Too late ticket submitted

MaryamQ Day 2,431, 05:37

I heard Spamicans have a secret war stash they have been slowly siphoning off for months, 1 GBP at a time. And of course, always blame jamesw...and Canada. Never forget Canada!

Citizen 4945322 Day 2,431, 06:12

Problem is every time we get a fair amount of money stashed Horice returns briefly, gets drunk on alcohol bought with the money and passes out again for a while.

Maybe we should stop siphoning it off.