SCAMMED AGAIN, OH F-U
Day 2,664, 18:56
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by Frodo Tea Baggins
I'm a long gone Waylon song on vinyl
I'm a backroom sinner at a tent revival
But she believes in me like she believes her bible
And loves me like Jesus does
SCAM proceeds upgrade some old players training grounds
Well nothing lasts forever and when it comes to SCAM funds you can mutiply that by 20. Getting SCAMMED is intensive and maybe intrusive, depends how horny I am at the moment. This month some Old f*cks sponsered a random f*ckr from the SFP. I won't mention names that's up to the individual, I'm just saying us Ol'FUs aren't hung on party titles, we are equal oppurtunity and if you aren't an Oh F'U, you are doing it wrong. If you do everything right you have no worries.
Goals are a great challenge. My last article SCAMMED 5500cc and I want to beat that. It was largely thanks to an anonymous German donor I thank with all my heart, but damn America, you can beat that. If you haven't been SCAMMED fully and for everything you haven't been SCAMMED right.
The repeat, my account is technically dead, I do not even 2-click. Every endorsement or donation to this account goes directly into the SCAM program 100% with no confusion. Endorse endorse and send.
and most wickedly I did as I sailed
Kaptain Kidd
I'm a backroom sinner at a tent revival
But she believes in me like she believes her bible
And loves me like Jesus does
SCAM proceeds upgrade some old players training grounds
Well nothing lasts forever and when it comes to SCAM funds you can mutiply that by 20. Getting SCAMMED is intensive and maybe intrusive, depends how horny I am at the moment. This month some Old f*cks sponsered a random f*ckr from the SFP. I won't mention names that's up to the individual, I'm just saying us Ol'FUs aren't hung on party titles, we are equal oppurtunity and if you aren't an Oh F'U, you are doing it wrong. If you do everything right you have no worries.
Goals are a great challenge. My last article SCAMMED 5500cc and I want to beat that. It was largely thanks to an anonymous German donor I thank with all my heart, but damn America, you can beat that. If you haven't been SCAMMED fully and for everything you haven't been SCAMMED right.
The repeat, my account is technically dead, I do not even 2-click. Every endorsement or donation to this account goes directly into the SCAM program 100% with no confusion. Endorse endorse and send.
and most wickedly I did as I sailed
Kaptain Kidd
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This seems like a good cause for you to stay barely alive for.
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the SCAM (Senior Citizens Assistance Money) Program is rocking the revived and now revitalized life of a returning old player I found in scouring the ranks of the Socialists' Party.
he left the game prior to the advent of V2, and so upon returning had the basic setup of Companies Plato offers new players, but no funds and no way to beat the curve set against non-paying players.
this player is now Training at a decent level, with another Training Upgrade to come when those come on sale again next month.
he's also nearly Food self sufficient-- again, with more Company Upgrades coming next month.
we're also working on getting him set up to produce small arms, so he'll be able to generate a modest income.
all this in exchange for... nothing. it's free.
the catch? he's already active in his MU and his Party, and promises to pay it forward to the community of players in continued activity as a contributing member of our American society.
the cost? well, so far, around 60 gold and 3000cc (probably more, I can't find my reading glasses), plus I threw in a boatload of extra Weapons and Food.
my point?
SCAM funds are running dangerously low. we can probably finish fixing this guy up, but there's nothing in the kitty for the next guy.
we try to do this every month, sometimes every other month. sometimes two in a month. we've SCAM'd, I think, six returning old players since we started the program.
so this is what the OhFU SCAM Program does. not an ongoing handout, but a real hand UP.
we help lift a returning old player to a decent level of play, and he stays and contributes back instead of becoming discouraged and leaving again.
it's a small price to pay for the benefit it brings to America.
if you like the idea, you can Donate small money via Endorsing this article.
or you can Donate Big Money to either Kaptain Kidd or to myself.
Shout It a Lot!
The OhFU SCAM - Senior Citizens' Assistance Money
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2504315/1/20
A Hand UP, Not a Handout
go away