SAVE THE KITTEH!!!

Day 1,988, 21:00 Published in USA USA by Tyler Bubblar


This disturbing article by the legendary Josh Frost, has me a little upset. Upon reading it I promptly shelved my article on the need for more hot redheads in eRepublik, like this one that I used to know and love so much. To do a desperate attempt to stave off the loss of an iconic eAmerican. Plus let’s be honest Jfrost is right, we really do need to shake things up. Before we move on let me treat you all to some gratuitous redhead.




Ok now that we have gotten that out of the way, it is time to move on. eUSA is stagnating along with eRepublik, no doubt it has been this way for a while. As I have just recently returned to the game the concept of Unity along with voting party for POTUS and Congress is somewhat alien to me. To be honest the concept of Unity blows. It has led to at least this election a somewhat dry, unexciting process. On a side note I miss the election time ads the various parties and candidates used to run.


This was to my knowledge never run as an ad for eRep, but it’s funny so it made the cut.

The geo-political situation as I was saying has stagnated and bogged into monotony. We have training wars and a few proxy wars over in europe, but we need some action. This looming world war may alleviate things, and I guess we will see what the global warming brings as well. All that said I want to echo Josh Frost, and call for some shake up. Unity has rendered RGR to little more than a troll who comes out shakes his impotent little fist in an article or two and then goes back to his hole, to drool over his love goddess.



In my articles I have published since my return I have not been shy about how great I think the Federalist Party is. It is the largest party in our nation. Beyond that though it is loaded with talented, charismatic, and fun individuals. I was a bit disappointed that we did not put forward a candidate for POTUS. The three tickets that are running have loaded their Cabinets with Feds which helps ameliorate my disappointment a bit. Because a Fed President is not in the cards this month, I personally would like my party to back Tenshibo in his bid for POTUS. Mostly because I think he would be new and interesting. Two qualities that we are very much in need of. After that I think that the Tiacha’s, Paul Proteus’s, Josh Frost’s, fingerguns, Duncan Crowe’s, and other amazing Feds should seriously think about throwing their hats into the Presidential ring. I am begging you Feds:



My last thought would be about UNITY, yes it has effectively neutered RGR, but it also seems to have sucked some of the life out of this game. Risk has always made things interesting. When all we had left was Florida,our economy was in the toilet,and we only had jobs through the generosity of Ligtreb operating his mining company at a loss, things were tense. Would the massive fortress wall we built up be enough to save us? Would we ever kick out the Indos, Hungarians, and Russians? The answer to so much of that was yes. PEACE blinked at the size of our wall. Emerick tricked the Indos into closing their activated MPPs with us. Then we promptly kicked their asses out of our lands. The Hungarians tried to get cute and RWed most of our states back to us which somehow they thought was tactical. The Russians fought hard but were driven back by the might of the Brolliance, EDEN, and Norway attacking them to get us the initiative. Things were tense and risky as hell, but they were never dull!! All of these MPPs that were activated against us were from the infamous Operation French Toast. My point is we used to take risks and sometimes they blew up in our faces and sometimes they succeeded brilliantly.

So if we ditched Unity and had major parties run their candidates like we used to what’s the worst that could happen? RGR gets elected? I am not currently a sitting Senator but if I was I would be sitting up waiting for day one of his term to start to initiate impeachment proceedings. To be honest I think it would be funny, he finally wins after four years of trying only to be impeached seconds into his term. Anything to save Josh Frost.



I want to again call for my fellow Feds to lead the charge in bringing back some life to this game of ours. In conclusion as always.