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Sardar's Congressional Election Promotional Advertisment Thing
Hello/Konishiwa/etc,
Despite the impression the title may give you, I am a man of few words. I shall be brief. The purpose of this article is to announce that I will be running for a seat in congress in Shikoku once again.
Here is my Campaign Poster:

*Note: Everything beyond this point is Irrelevant. Just vote for me!
Since I am utterly bored, I will briefly reiterate my long and miserable elife. I was born in eIran many many many many many many days ago. As an active citizen I eventually rose to hold the position of both MoFA and MoD of that country for 4 months. During these 4 months I participated in the founding of FIST (the precursor to PEACE GC), and helped establish Iran as a powerful military force.
Eventually greed got the better of me and I orchestrated the "liberation of China" from Pakistan. This campaign, despite being successful, was filled with corruption, lies, and imperialist motives. I resigned both my positions over the scandal and went into hiding for a period of about 1 year.
I eventually rejoined erepublik and immigrated to Singapore where I participated actively in the development of the country. I was even elected party president of "The Birthday Party" which was at the time (and still is) the largest party in Singapore.
After falling into another period of inactivity due to my IRL studies, I re-rejoined erepublik and came to Japan. I haven't ever been so active since Beta. I am part of the JIA, congressman, and irrepressible heretic(in Kokawa's eyes anyways).
SO
Yeah, Im running for congress again. You can find me on the JIA or eJapan IRC if you have any questions.

Sardar
Despite the impression the title may give you, I am a man of few words. I shall be brief. The purpose of this article is to announce that I will be running for a seat in congress in Shikoku once again.
Here is my Campaign Poster:

*Note: Everything beyond this point is Irrelevant. Just vote for me!
Since I am utterly bored, I will briefly reiterate my long and miserable elife. I was born in eIran many many many many many many days ago. As an active citizen I eventually rose to hold the position of both MoFA and MoD of that country for 4 months. During these 4 months I participated in the founding of FIST (the precursor to PEACE GC), and helped establish Iran as a powerful military force.
Eventually greed got the better of me and I orchestrated the "liberation of China" from Pakistan. This campaign, despite being successful, was filled with corruption, lies, and imperialist motives. I resigned both my positions over the scandal and went into hiding for a period of about 1 year.
I eventually rejoined erepublik and immigrated to Singapore where I participated actively in the development of the country. I was even elected party president of "The Birthday Party" which was at the time (and still is) the largest party in Singapore.
After falling into another period of inactivity due to my IRL studies, I re-rejoined erepublik and came to Japan. I haven't ever been so active since Beta. I am part of the JIA, congressman, and irrepressible heretic(in Kokawa's eyes anyways).
SO
Yeah, Im running for congress again. You can find me on the JIA or eJapan IRC if you have any questions.

Sardar

Owls deny.
TL;DR
Confucius is eChinese! :p http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1033
Good luck in your run for congress.
I just realized I misspelled my name in my poster. Brb gonna go kill myself.
If at first you don't succeed, rely on short texts from Confucius.
That's one of my favorite images of Morihei Ueshiba.
sucz mon pulla