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Sad story about Fail nation
(Warning: This sad story is not for people who are too much emotional.Your heart wont take it)
Today we have new episode
Sad story about one country who wanted to defeat at least one- 10 times smaller country.They have never did it.In their honour lets read this article
1.Fail
It all started here:
It was one of the first wars in the game.Happened like 20 months ago.Canada was way smaller but volunteers from all over the world came to help and USA went back in original.With this war one big story started,it began.
2.Fail
Benn Dover made first war for USA in V1:
V1 was change,much different from beta version but still USA failed.It was exactly year ago.USA together with 4 Atlantis countries started offensive and got kicked from French territory.Just to note that France had around 700 citizens back then while USA had more than 5000.
3.Fail
USA thought Portugal can be defeated:
It happened in January 2009.USA never won any single region of Portugal.Mighty moustache,Mr.Euphonix defeated them alone according to myths and legends.Also Portugal revenged later with taking whole South-western coast of USA including D.C.
Just to note that Portugal had around 900 citizens while USA had far more than 7000-8000(Not sure but I think it was something like that).
4.Fail
Uncle Sam declared war to Mexico,country of ghosts:
February 2009. was month of continuing tradition.USA failed in December,January and they needed fail in February.Mexico didnt have any MPPs in first 2 days.Later they signed MPPs with countries who were busy in other wars.Still Mexico who had 300 citizens defeated biggest country in the world.And yeah,Americans didnt take sombreros back in USA
5.Fail
Scrabman to Russia:
Biggest day of eRepublik wars.Romania lost WSR and Podolia in same day.Both sides spent all their money,personal and national for that 2 battles.On other side in same time USA attacked FER,Russia.Russians had around 2000 people and few MPPs(dont even look MPPs,they all fought in WSR) and USA had population +12000.Despite hard tanking and bankrupt of National bank,american foot never was on Russian territorry.
6. Fail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW EPISODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jewitt to Japan:
USA had hope to enter in Asia.They laughed at small but proud nation Japan.As usual USA just was good in talk and when action came no American stepped on Kyushu.Japan has 2000 citizens,while USA has 10 times more.Even with Russian MPP they have much bigger population.
Again heavy tanking and many spent RL dollars werent enough so tradition continued.
I am sure this money could be used for US citizens not for EDEN tanks
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Hopefully coming soon:
"USA fails in United Kingdom"
"USA stopped in Ireland"
"Spain kicked USA from their territory"
6/6 of fails for now.Still didnt attack 3 more neighboors.UK,Ireland(their ally) and Spain(ally).
I suggest Spain or Ireland to make USA happy by retreating all regions to them.If not then USA will be remembered as country that invaded 6 neighboors and failed everywhere
Regards
Today we have new episode
Sad story about one country who wanted to defeat at least one- 10 times smaller country.They have never did it.In their honour lets read this article
1.Fail
It all started here:
It was one of the first wars in the game.Happened like 20 months ago.Canada was way smaller but volunteers from all over the world came to help and USA went back in original.With this war one big story started,it began.
2.Fail
Benn Dover made first war for USA in V1:
V1 was change,much different from beta version but still USA failed.It was exactly year ago.USA together with 4 Atlantis countries started offensive and got kicked from French territory.Just to note that France had around 700 citizens back then while USA had more than 5000.
3.Fail
USA thought Portugal can be defeated:
It happened in January 2009.USA never won any single region of Portugal.Mighty moustache,Mr.Euphonix defeated them alone according to myths and legends.Also Portugal revenged later with taking whole South-western coast of USA including D.C.
Just to note that Portugal had around 900 citizens while USA had far more than 7000-8000(Not sure but I think it was something like that).
4.Fail
Uncle Sam declared war to Mexico,country of ghosts:
February 2009. was month of continuing tradition.USA failed in December,January and they needed fail in February.Mexico didnt have any MPPs in first 2 days.Later they signed MPPs with countries who were busy in other wars.Still Mexico who had 300 citizens defeated biggest country in the world.And yeah,Americans didnt take sombreros back in USA
5.Fail
Scrabman to Russia:
Biggest day of eRepublik wars.Romania lost WSR and Podolia in same day.Both sides spent all their money,personal and national for that 2 battles.On other side in same time USA attacked FER,Russia.Russians had around 2000 people and few MPPs(dont even look MPPs,they all fought in WSR) and USA had population +12000.Despite hard tanking and bankrupt of National bank,american foot never was on Russian territorry.
6. Fail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW EPISODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jewitt to Japan:
USA had hope to enter in Asia.They laughed at small but proud nation Japan.As usual USA just was good in talk and when action came no American stepped on Kyushu.Japan has 2000 citizens,while USA has 10 times more.Even with Russian MPP they have much bigger population.
Again heavy tanking and many spent RL dollars werent enough so tradition continued.
I am sure this money could be used for US citizens not for EDEN tanks
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Hopefully coming soon:
"USA fails in United Kingdom"
"USA stopped in Ireland"
"Spain kicked USA from their territory"
6/6 of fails for now.Still didnt attack 3 more neighboors.UK,Ireland(their ally) and Spain(ally).
I suggest Spain or Ireland to make USA happy by retreating all regions to them.If not then USA will be remembered as country that invaded 6 neighboors and failed everywhere
Regards
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usamaxxxxxx!!!
nice collection, in this aspect the US obviously first:D
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failmaxxx
LOOOOL
ViVa IraN
This truly is a sad story.
USA is useless, admins please delete them from the map.
Nice collection. Good job, USA
huhu
fail country is fail.
eUSA's war history strikes me more then any other country in
erepublik.
thanks United FailmaxXx of Failmerica for the LOL!!
nice
INVADE UK I WANT 31 COUNTRIES AT WAR NOW!
Don't delete USA from the map, we need them to amuse us
Nice colection you have there United Lols of Failmerica
fail country is fail.
Thanks for this memory refreshing, it's fun
It's a wealthy fail history
Voted!!
zocky........I am think that I gonna cry....my heart is broken
dr. Boza Chaos
indeed...
just land of fail
You forgot to include the rest of PHAILNIX that came in and tanked.
Its not like they didn't spend 10k gold and RL money to defend their little lapdog Japan.
Keep bending over Japan, you can almost touch your nose to your toes.
xD
aww.. poor little ben.. its ok.. it will be over soon.. and everything will be alright..
Land of fail ......
Javia se pravi pricati o fail-u...
funny how today you remembered the skill of writing (which in your case is not actually a skill). didn't see you write articles in the US media when 3 MAJOR peace powers were defeated on American soil. seems you were too busy mourning the PEACE alliance. but wait, you've just managed to defend a region, so reason for spamming with the "epic" word (typical for the peace teenagers).
i'm very curious to see how many articles you'll write in the next weeks cause, mark my words bro, USA will accomplish its objectives.
PS: and don't get me started with your fails (i bet you quickly forgot about those), i don't want to make a wall of text
> "epic" word (typical for the peace teenagers).
"epic" word (typical for the EDEN teenagers).
Fixed
Actually i hate this word,i am using it for the first time
>you've just managed to defend a region
Tell me when EDEN conquered something without MPPs?Or Phoenix(or PEACE GC) region?It didnt happen for like 7-8 months? )
And point is USA failed everywhere so fast...just in France they got 2 regions and day later lost it.All other countries never lost single region against USA.
And btw USA is biggest country ingame,its normal to laugh at them because they did nothing in their history.
Btw they lost all except Florida,that was larger fail than PEACE losing it.
counterinca:
"3 MAJOR peace powers were defeated _on American soil_"
It seems now every battle is fought on Eden soil, doesn't it? So is it a fail that we attack you, conquer 3 of your countries (Spain, Canada, US) and after months of hopeless struggle you finally free yourself? When was it last time that Eden stepped on our soil?
Come on man... for months the battle has been going on original EDEN land... that is an epic fail in itself:)
hell nice propaganda
bas se vidi da si balkanac
sad, but true... sigh
Galantai, you make me smile, that couldn't be a bad thing
You pride yourself with "where" the battles took place. However you manage to forget one question: WHY did the battles take place on EDEN soil? i can save you the time and i'll answer: because it was a known fact that PEACE had the superior firepower and wanted to capitalize on that. so you've tried, but failed. so please explain again what's the biggest "epic fail in itself": the fact that we're now trying to put you back to where you belong (and sometimes we lose battles in the process), or that you had all the resources in the world (military power, population, number of Q5 iron regions, everything compared to EDEN) and you didn't erase USA off the map (and let me remember how you announced the campaign: "we'll march all the way to Washington, just for the heck of it"). my PEACE friend, you are the last person in this game who should even consider pronouncing the word "fail".
you have your victory, congrats for that and enjoy it, but that is far from being an "epic" fail and i'm sure you know that. this is just PEACE media behavior
video of your fail
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nmDRiH_0RA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nmDRiH_0[..]H_0RA</a>
FAIL
FAIL
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FAILMAXXXXX
Coool colection and absolutelly true.
Nice generic article.
Just put eSerbia inside or eHungary and it will still apply.
sad but true...
lol
I hope that English isn't your native language. If it is, then you know a lot about fail: Like 1st grade.
Cheers! (I'll see you on the battlefield)
Spain?
fail america forever
zocky ♥
Not to mention they are being kicked by the Brits, just like Russian, Portuguese, Indos, and Huns, kicked their arse in their own homeland not that long ago.
One "fail" is not enough to describe the United Fail of America.
Ehi ehi, Hungserbslovenian are talking about fail
I just say CROATIA
voted
gf eUSA
All hail failnation o/
O zocky bok, slucajno sam ti naisao na clanak.
Kao prvo, eng ti je nije bas nes super da pises propagandu ovak duzu, nije ni moj engleski nista bolji, al sto je tu tu je.
I sam znas da si subjektivan u ovom clanku. Ok, ono Francuska, Meksiko, Portugal fakat je failovi ali Japan nije bio fail.
Jesi vidio koliko su Ameri napravili dmga? Mislim bas na Amere, ne saveznike. I nemoj pricati "mali Japan". Svi znamo da je Japan imao netznatnu ulogu u ovoj prici. Ako pogledas statistike vidit ces da su za Japance najvise dmga napravili Madari bez mppa, pa Rusi sa mppom, te su srbi 3. po dmgu, naravno dosta stranaca zivi iovak u Rusiji zbog irona.
Ovo je zapravo bila borba SAD protiv Rusije i saveznici.
Izgubili smo, ali priznaj da je borba bila odlicna, prakticki smo srusli zid od 900K!!! Po meni je samo fail sto nismo uspijeli srusitit zid do kraja, a ulozilo se dosta para.
Ipak, rusenje 800k zida dok protivnici tuku sa suprotne strane je za svaki respekt, i ne mozes reci da nije!
LOL
Cinjenica je da je Phoenix primista dosta ljudi za borbu,dosta vise od EDENa to je odlucilo.Sam znas da je clanak za ruganje,ne realnu prosudbu
Slucajno?Ne ti si moj vjerni pretplatnik :p
Malo je smisno da napadnu 6 susjeda i svaki put izgube.I to su samo od Francuza uzeli regije makar na 2 dana
Mozda sam bahat,ali postavite me ka predsjednika USA i Phoenix ide na original regije
Excellent text and illustrations!
Voted.
eUSA - epic fail. Voted.
Ne, zocky, nisam imao sub, al sam sada dao. Volim se pretplatiti na propagadne novine, ti si jako rijetko pisao, svega par clanak, na to i ovak naidem bez suba.
p.s.
Ameri sada nemaju sanse doc u Aziju, barem ne dok ce Japanci imat MPPeve, tako da kao preds nista ne bi mogao, a takoder znamo da Ameri bi tesko prosli sa onim mppevima da dobiju Rusiju, iako je za EDEN svakim danom situacija sto se tice te vrste borbe "10 na 10" sve bolja.
Iako se da srediti Japan ako ce imati malo mppeva, onda da se te aktivirane mppeve zabavi nekakvim bitnijim diverzijama, kao napadom na druge male zemlje koje obicno imaju te 2-3 jace PHEONIX zemlje u mpp listi. (tipa Bugarska, Slovenija..)
Volim pisati.