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RGR at Home - Exclusive

Day 2,094, 20:33 Published in USA USA by Gnilraps

What's He Building In There?
Day 2094 of the New World
14 August, 2013


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Gnilraps Day 2,094, 20:34

If you expected $100...

You are an idiot.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,094, 20:36

Actually I have generally lived in middle to upper middle class neighborhoods, but k.

Cubby Day 2,094, 20:41

I love every part of that statement.

Thern alpha
Thern alpha Day 2,096, 19:44

same here

shiloh13 Day 2,094, 23:17

Of course you have, thanks to mommy and daddy bruno. Now some day if you should ever emerge from their basement and have to actually work for a living, which I really do not know what a sad little clownchild like you could possibly be capable of doing to earn an honest dollar. Then you will be in my world, and that my little pet is when the pain, just begins. These will be the words I whisper in your darling little ear,
"Give up, you don't stand a chance! Let's end this here! It will be easier for you, much easier. You'll see it will be over quickly."
Before you finally go to sleep.

shiloh13 Day 2,094, 23:18

Rest easy my little clown.

ArcadiaFalls Day 2,096, 07:13

Shiloh, please have my Epicness Prize - I feel like I don't deserve it anymore.

Whiskey Jack
Whiskey Jack Day 2,096, 07:10

But otherwise it looks remarkably similar to your basement. The confederate flag, the rancid food scraps, the Klan logo...

Dr. Strangeclock
Dr. Strangeclock Day 2,113, 09:41

we should address you as Royal Assness!

Oblige Day 2,094, 20:38

What exactly is he shooting at? Also, when did he get SO OLD?

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,094, 20:44

he's the six year old girl in the pink.

dmjohnston Day 2,095, 20:18

I've never liked Pfeiffer more than right now. I'm sure it will pass shortly, but my gosh, well played good sir.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,094, 20:52

Btw this is pretty ironic, considering I worked for the NRA for 5 months last year, xdddddddd.

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 2,094, 22:46

so they fired you, too?

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,095, 20:36

Jelly? made more at 23 than you do at 63.

SpeedcatMcNasty Day 2,095, 22:26

I gotta ask how much time you spent researching just to come up with those two pics.

Hampton H. Hampton
Hampton H. Hampton Day 2,096, 05:21

So they send you a contract WITH NO NRA LETTERHEAD? REALLY? Every contract job I have ever had came, via email, ON LETTERHEAD. What a dope, also my father does contract work for the NRA as a Pistol and Rifle instructor, that's not what the contracts look like. FAIL!!

l Gears of War l
l Gears of War l Day 2,096, 10:37

its that the grammar corrector of Office Word? mmm seems fun xD

Thern alpha
Thern alpha Day 2,096, 19:46

So RGR u can work word and can spell and format a plain document to look at a glance legit. And that makes u what, special?

dmjohnston Day 2,095, 20:19 Dude, no.

G.Bot Day 2,096, 11:30

I actually think this is Irony, just not verbal irony. It is however arguably:
Dramatic irony:
a plot device according to which (a) the spectators know more than the protago­nist; (b) the character reacts in a way contrary to that which is appropriate or wise; (c) characters or situations are compared or contrasted for ironic effects, such as parody; or (d) there is a marked contrast between what the character understands about his acts and what the play demonstrates about them.

At least to the individual spectator RGR.

His Response may also be considered Ironic in that his actions of "defending himself" actually make him look worse.

I guess that could be Tragic Irony.

dmjohnston Day 2,096, 11:45

No, he's describing coincidence. The fact that the pictured man is a gun-toting red neck, and RGR has worked for the NRA is what he's citing as ironic, when it's not contrary to expectation at all. I suppose RGR's very existence could be described as dramatic irony, since he "reacts in a way contrary to that which is appropriate or wise" basically constantly.

Talostastic Day 2,095, 21:36

That's weird. They gave you your employment contract to sign on a Word document?

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,095, 21:42

No Einstein. I print it out, sign, scan, send back.

Talostastic Day 2,095, 21:47

You print it out from a Word document and not just an email?

Damn, the NRA doesn't do things the easy way.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,095, 22:01

This is how contracts on jobs you get on the interwebz usually do things.

Hampton H. Hampton
Hampton H. Hampton Day 2,096, 11:05

contracts come on letterhead, or AT LEAST would have the NRA symbol on them, you are a very bad liar.

PaJoot Day 2,095, 22:44

Every company needs a coffee clown.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,095, 22:48

lol, coffee clown? Not really, mostly worked alone. I'd organize events or go to gun shops, etc.

PaJoot Day 2,095, 22:53

Just busting your balls. I don't know you enough to have actual malice towards you.

Jefferson Locke
Jefferson Locke Day 2,096, 06:18

so when you signed that confidentiality agreement, they said it was okay to post their documents on an online game?

Trekker Tlumac Day 2,096, 12:46

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Whiskey Jack
Whiskey Jack Day 2,096, 07:09

It took them 5 whole months to realize you shouldn't be anywhere near guns?

Trekker Tlumac
Trekker Tlumac Day 2,096, 12:53

For the record, (since no one else seems to have asked) I want to know: what part of your association with the NRA renders the article above ironic? I figure you have the right to explain your meaning before everyone dismisses or confirms its merit.

Kara Zor El
Kara Zor El Day 2,094, 21:01


Lorenzo VonMatterhorn
Lorenzo VonMatterhorn Day 2,094, 21:17

.. worked for NRA... you mean you stalked a girl that worked at NRA....

Cubby Day 2,095, 04:39

The NRA uses Google Docs. Cool.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,095, 10:53

They do when they email me a contract

Hampton H. Hampton
Hampton H. Hampton Day 2,096, 05:22

You would not pass the background check to work for the NRA dummy.

HeapSeppo Day 2,096, 05:23

"There are no benefits"
"To discuss employee benefits"

They are not very good at their work as they can't even send out proper emails without contradicting themselves in it.


Tarenth Day 2,096, 18:19

Wow man. If those contracts are real (won't walk the obvious 'doubt' trail) you got screwed. 4.5k a month without benefits is only 54k a year or 25.97/hour. As a Campaign field rep that's a pittance and the lack of benefits blows. I mean, I had a 3 month contract temp job out of highschool doing technical support that paid 30/hour with full benefits. Guess 'Campaign Field Rep' with the NRA means 'gofer'.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,096, 18:33

... seriously? $4,500 a month as a political science major at 23 is a well above average salary. What benefits do I need?

Donovan Zoi
Donovan Zoi Day 2,094, 21:18

Ajay's first attempts at the email blast were not that successful.


"What our Constitution needs is a hole big enough for a guy like me to walk through it."


Guns don't kill paper. People kill paper.

Lorenzo VonMatterhorn
Lorenzo VonMatterhorn Day 2,094, 21:18

btw, go to gym, you migth reduce your chance of getting diabetes and die from being freaking too fat..

Viarizi Day 2,094, 00:41

Thats an old Klansman. Dont quite figure out what gun that is yet... The forestock is just to big, maybe it had some mackgivering done to it.

Trekker Tlumac
Trekker Tlumac Day 2,095, 20:36

Is it possible the shotgun originally had a much longer barrel for stabilization to handle a heavier shot (I.E. "elephant gun" to use slang) and was later "chopped" down? This would account for the seemingly enlongated forestock and is not unheard in the realm of modified weapons.

Viarizi Day 2,095, 00:06

Yep its possible, although its ugly as hell.

Bill Hook
Bill Hook Day 2,096, 02:03

Benjamin or Sheridan air rifle.

Viarizi Day 2,096, 06:22

Bill Hook, whats a air rifle? works like bb guns? sorry but I am a shotgun guy.

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