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You are an idiot.

Actually I have generally lived in middle to upper middle class neighborhoods, but k.

I love every part of that statement.

same here

Of course you have, thanks to mommy and daddy bruno. Now some day if you should ever emerge from their basement and have to actually work for a living, which I really do not know what a sad little clownchild like you could possibly be capable of doing to earn an honest dollar. Then you will be in my world, and that my little pet is when the pain, just begins. These will be the words I whisper in your darling little ear,
"Give up, you don't stand a chance! Let's end this here! It will be easier for you, much easier. You'll see it will be over quickly."
Before you finally go to sleep.

Rest easy my little clown.

Shiloh, please have my Epicness Prize - I feel like I don't deserve it anymore.

But otherwise it looks remarkably similar to your basement. The confederate flag, the rancid food scraps, the Klan logo...

we should address you as Royal Assness! 😛

What exactly is he shooting at? Also, when did he get SO OLD?

he's the six year old girl in the pink.

I've never liked Pfeiffer more than right now. I'm sure it will pass shortly, but my gosh, well played good sir.

Btw this is pretty ironic, considering I worked for the NRA for 5 months last year, xdddddddd.

so they fired you, too?

Jelly?
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http://prntscr.com/1lcpbb made more at 23 than you do at 63.

I gotta ask how much time you spent researching just to come up with those two pics.

So they send you a contract WITH NO NRA LETTERHEAD? REALLY? Every contract job I have ever had came, via email, ON LETTERHEAD. What a dope, also my father does contract work for the NRA as a Pistol and Rifle instructor, that's not what the contracts look like. FAIL!!

o.O its that the grammar corrector of Office Word? mmm seems fun xD

So RGR u can work word and can spell and format a plain document to look at a glance legit. And that makes u what, special?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony Dude, no.

I actually think this is Irony, just not verbal irony. It is however arguably:
Dramatic irony:
a plot device according to which (a) the spectators know more than the protago­nist; (b) the character reacts in a way contrary to that which is appropriate or wise; (c) characters or situations are compared or contrasted for ironic effects, such as parody; or (d) there is a marked contrast between what the character understands about his acts and what the play demonstrates about them.

At least to the individual spectator RGR.

His Response may also be considered Ironic in that his actions of "defending himself" actually make him look worse.

I guess that could be Tragic Irony.

No, he's describing coincidence. The fact that the pictured man is a gun-toting red neck, and RGR has worked for the NRA is what he's citing as ironic, when it's not contrary to expectation at all. I suppose RGR's very existence could be described as dramatic irony, since he "reacts in a way contrary to that which is appropriate or wise" basically constantly.

That's weird. They gave you your employment contract to sign on a Word document?

No Einstein. I print it out, sign, scan, send back.

You print it out from a Word document and not just an email?

Damn, the NRA doesn't do things the easy way.

This is how contracts on jobs you get on the interwebz usually do things.

contracts come on letterhead, or AT LEAST would have the NRA symbol on them, you are a very bad liar.

Every company needs a coffee clown.

lol, coffee clown? Not really, mostly worked alone. I'd organize events or go to gun shops, etc.

Just busting your balls. I don't know you enough to have actual malice towards you.

so when you signed that confidentiality agreement, they said it was okay to post their documents on an online game?

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It took them 5 whole months to realize you shouldn't be anywhere near guns?

For the record, (since no one else seems to have asked) I want to know: what part of your association with the NRA renders the article above ironic? I figure you have the right to explain your meaning before everyone dismisses or confirms its merit.

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.. worked for NRA... you mean you stalked a girl that worked at NRA....

Jelly?
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The NRA uses Google Docs. Cool.

They do when they email me a contract

You would not pass the background check to work for the NRA dummy.

"There are no benefits"
"To discuss employee benefits"

They are not very good at their work as they can't even send out proper emails without contradicting themselves in it.

Doubt.jpg

Wow man. If those contracts are real (won't walk the obvious 'doubt' trail) you got screwed. 4.5k a month without benefits is only 54k a year or 25.97/hour. As a Campaign field rep that's a pittance and the lack of benefits blows. I mean, I had a 3 month contract temp job out of highschool doing technical support that paid 30/hour with full benefits. Guess 'Campaign Field Rep' with the NRA means 'gofer'.

... seriously? $4,500 a month as a political science major at 23 is a well above average salary. What benefits do I need?

Ajay's first attempts at the email blast were not that successful.

OR

"What our Constitution needs is a hole big enough for a guy like me to walk through it."

OR

Guns don't kill paper. People kill paper.

btw, go to gym, you migth reduce your chance of getting diabetes and die from being freaking too fat..

Thats an old Klansman. Dont quite figure out what gun that is yet... The forestock is just to big, maybe it had some mackgivering done to it.

Is it possible the shotgun originally had a much longer barrel for stabilization to handle a heavier shot (I.E. "elephant gun" to use slang) and was later "chopped" down? This would account for the seemingly enlongated forestock and is not unheard in the realm of modified weapons.

Yep its possible, although its ugly as hell.

Benjamin or Sheridan air rifle.

Bill Hook, whats a air rifle? works like bb guns? sorry but I am a shotgun guy.