Revealing News King William is.....

Day 2,756, 07:05 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Grogu.

Dear members of the eUk


Many many moons ago, before a time of the Bieber and Swift, two twins were born to Royal blood, their first boy name William who was the first born by 5 minutes and a 2nd called Woldy, The king took a disliking to the first boy due to the large mole eclipsing the left hand side of William's face, in fear that his royal subject's would call the boy mole man, he caged the boy like a wild animal fixing a heavy iron mask upon his face, this boy shall never be the mole man king, and so it was after the king's death a new king was named King Woldy from the House of Woldy.

Many years price William from the house of Windsor was confined to his chains, and a mask that was heavier than the burden of guilt the Queen could take, So the Queen took her own life, but before she did, she wrote a letter to a certain Commander Dapper telling of the misdeed.

So Today I can reveal King William is the Man in the Iron

And is The True King of England




You can see The King has grown strong whilst his poor brother was jailed.

You can also see Mr Woldy has replaced the unicorn for a Pink Panther.





So the House of Windsor is Back

King William is The Man in the Iron Mask

I bid you all good day!