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RETREAT HELL, WE'RE ATTACKING IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION!

Day 618, 19:24 • Published in USA USA

• by Jon Malcom

Thank you Chesty Puller.
Also by Chesty Puller: We're surrounded, that simplifies our problem.
Thank you Chesty Puller.

America we are not losing this war, they may win the battles but we will not lose the war.
Keep fighting you American bastards! 🙂

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Comments

P. Cornelius Scipio Africanus Day 618, 19:33

This is win.

Skooma Dean Day 618, 19:34

But someones gotta lose

JeepAmerica Day 618, 19:34

Agreed.

Wild Han Day 618, 19:36

Canada's got your back too

Jon Malcom Day 618, 19:36

THIS IS SPARTA! (technically it's America but who the hell cares?)

Alex armstrong Day 618, 19:37

first page!!

AMERIMAXXX!!!!!!!!woot!

Jonathan McCravy Day 618, 19:37

Skooma, put two and two together...

Iamnoob Day 618, 19:38

wooooooooooooooooooooooo

we will never surrender we will never give up

We take the Win outta winston churchill

Jon Malcom Day 618, 19:38

and you get 4? what's your point Mcgravy?

Alex armstrong Day 618, 19:38

heres a qoute: "Were surrounded sir..."then the officer said,"good! Now we can attack in all directions!!

Cycieties Day 618, 19:39

I don't think you guys understand the context.

Iamnoob Day 618, 19:39

oh ya and canada is great tooo

Do you wanna be a american/canadian idiot dun dun dun dun dun we must win cuz we rock,,, and if one person refers this to camp rock i will take my gun,,, or bare fight

and fight on the battlefield!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon Malcom Day 618, 19:40

that would help too!

Geno Garon Day 618, 19:40

"Sir, we're outnumbered a thousand to one!"

"BRILLIANT! I've never seen such a target-rich environment!"

There's only so much positive spin you can give something...

Speaking of spin, if anyone has an article they'd like published in the EXEMPLARY Propaganda NOW!, please msg me.

~ Geno Garon

James Skyrider Day 618, 19:43

I would agree with the quote from the article and from alex armstrong, if only the game mechanics allowed for it. 🙁

Jon Malcom Day 618, 19:43

Yes but with American's and Canadians Geno it actually works just like that.

Southern-Wolves Day 618, 19:43

Hey, since when did America start thinking like France?

Ninjanuke Day 618, 19:49

USA USA!

Nascent Day 618, 19:57

Yeah, like Geno said...

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Kirill Speaks Dere Day 618, 20:04

You're insulting americans. Reported.

Jon Malcom Day 618, 20:06

Oh, ok Kirill Speaks Dere, report me, only those who can't win by regular means will lower themselves to deceitful ones.

Al-Mumit Day 618, 20:11

Technically if you're crushed under a Russian boot you don't have to surrender, we'll just loot your country while you declare it to not be over.

Jon Malcom Day 618, 20:19

Al Vomit you will never have that option.

Jonathan McCravy Day 618, 20:21

"and you get 4? what's your point McCravy?"

Skooma is PEACE, either that or for some reason lives in a PEACE country. He said "someone's gotta lose", I said "put two and two together", which is an old saying. Basicly, somebody has to lose, and America's going to win.

Rainbow Slash Day 618, 20:22

dont worry, they will evenchually hit a point where they become stretched too thin, then the states and maybe even more will be ripe for the taking back.