PTOers Attempt To Ruin Christmas!
Ronald Gipper Reagan
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/3991
I have a confession to make. I am actually Santa Claus, and these are totally real pictures. Anyway, I was minding my own business trying to make Christmas wonderful for all the good boys and girls, just riding on a sleigh with my beautiful wife Elizabeth Mitchell.... I mean Mrs. Clause, and all seemed well at the North Pole. Even Baby Claus was on the way!
Even the in-laws came to visit!
So a really creepy PTOer who was supposed to be Jack Frost but actually looked like Liberace and Liza Minnelli came around and tried to cause trouble at the North Pole, looking for any possible way to PTO the AFA from Santa.
The PTOer tried to convince everyone they were actually an ATO and they were a legitimate candidate, when in fact they were trying to steal Christmas away from Santa and his loyal elves just days before Christmas, using any dirty tricks they could think of!
The PTOer even pretended to be Santa, but their evil scheme would soon fail. Besides, Santa isn't supposed to look like this.
So Santa fought back, and beat the PTOer at their own game.
And we all lived happily ever after.... in a new AFA, because you can't beat us.
😉
PS- I'm making a list, and I'm checking it TWICE!
PPS- Elizabeth Mitchel is MUY caliente, and since she got divorced this year. I call dibs. Second times a charm? Score!
Comments
So, RGR is a Macy's puppet?
Down with Macy's!
Down with Macy's corporatist puppets!
Down with AFA!
They cannot PTO Christmas, we will not let them!
This literally makes no sense, I hope you all realize that.
It's cool dude, just kidding : )
Interesting story but who was the Ptoers also Elizabeth Mitchell has already accepted an offer to stay in my cabin for the summer.
Here is her letter
Dear Krakken
After about 10 seconds I couldn't resist and is on way to the cabin right after my divorce. Can you just inform RGR that 3rd time might be a charm . That's to say if i survive our rigorous bouts of lovemaking 😉.
Ps Marriage with Chris is excruciating!
Yours Truly
[sgnd E M)
Elizabeth Mitchell
Dated 10 November 2012
yep whilst she was still married.
So you beat the PTO'ers??? Even though you don't have control of a party?
Come up with better source material. A Tim Allen movie is not close to that.
is too Danny boy.
This was on a day or two ago. You are literally just putting stuff up as you watch it.
You expect original thought from RonnieBoy? lololololol
No. I did NOT watch it on ABC Family. That's all edited out. I saw it streaming from the interwebz.
How would he know it was on ABC family unless he was watching it!!
And what would they edit out of a Tim Allen movie?
he said ti was on recently... so I ASSUME he saw it on ABC Family.
for once he actually kinda makes sense... *sigh* too bad
Doesn't Tim Allen also have a restraining order against you RGR?
happy holidays
"..and his loyal elves"?
what elves??
XD
must have been thinking of the wrong word, the one he was looking for is "bots."
A successful PTO of the eUSA? Now there's a Christmas present to dream happily about 🙂
instead of coal, hes getting sh!t on by the IES reindeer😃
First you compare yourself to Jesus, then a Congressman, and now Santa?
There is just no limit to your delusions, you sad little manchild
Dont forget a picture of him helping children in like Brazil build a school lololol....
He lives in a magical basement, it can be anything if he just imaginates hard enough
...Ajay's ongoing love affair with Ajay...
Best comment of the day
10/10
Would read again
awesome comment
IES has a list, and theyre checking it twice. The Serbs you gave me will never see US citizenship.
What.
God, this is lazy, even by your standards.
Aw geez not this _ _ _ _ again
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Eat sh**
Straight & to the point, I like it
o/
"...but they would fail"
So say RGR before every single successful ATO (emphasis on the A, because there is no P).