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Psycho Analysis 4 - DMV3

Day 2,395, 01:38 by Nyx Lynx

Enters DMV3 , CP of eCanada with a sinister smirk on his face, willing to be finally let into his devious mind.

Can we figure out what he is or will he throw us off the trail with his habitual guile? Let us find out...



1. State your name, RL nationality, eNationality, age and step aside for the mugshots.

Dennis, American, eCanadian.
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyways


2. What do you look like?

6 foot 180 blond hair blue/grey eyes. Think sexy neighbor.


3. Describe yourself in a line.

I'm crazy, motivated, fun, and a bit of a troll.

4. Do you have any supernatural powers? If yes, what can you do?

Does multiple orgasms count?



5. Your worst fear.

I would have to say my worst fear would have to be being eaten by the giant spider from Lord of the Rings.


6. Craziest thing you have ever done.

The craziest thing I'll admit to is playing this game for more than four years.

7. Three people you love on erep.

Josh Frost, TemujinBC, Smeeagain

8. Three people you dislike on erep.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel, Iain Keers, Leo Balzac


9. Your shouts are quite violent and disturbing usually demanding blood and sacrifices. Your comments on that?

I like to stir things up, this game gets quite boring without a storyline or at least some trolling.

10. Recently you endorsed Brian's comment about the recent elections between Molly Emma and John Largo where he said "USA has to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Vote smart, Vote turd." Who is the turd that you voted for?

That comment was great trolling. I felt bad reposting it as both Largo and Molly Emma are friends, but it was too hilarious not to repost. It is honestly something I feel I would have said.

11. Last time when NueveOcho (98) was here, he said "That DMV3 brings a lot of hatred to the game." How would you respond to that?

I would have to say I like to stir things up and if I happen to encourage people to have strong feelings about me or about others because of that I'm okay with that


12. Sunsign - Libra

13. You turned Canada around and made it more dynamic. What are your plans now?

I'm trying to focus on helping our allies and rebuilding domestically for most of thr term. Maybe do something exciting late in the term.

14. What advice would you give Ireland?

Join LETO so we can wipe the UK together. ;)

15. If you could do anything in your life, what would it be?

I would say travel the world.

16. Describe the following countries in one-line.

1. Argentina : best big bro ever

2. Spain: Pig disgusting

3. UK : Pansy asses

4. Serbia : loyal ally and friend, best PTOer ever

5. USA : arrogant and dysfunctional

6. Croatia : I actually like Croatia, despite the fact they're on the other side


17. Describe the following people in one line:

1. Pfeiffer : Arrogant megalomaniac

2. Iain Keers : Incompetent hack

3. Leo Balzac : Bitter c*nt

4. Hanibal LA : Great troll and a decent chap

5. Josh Frost : Cool Kitteh

6. Oblige: My favorite whale

7. Rolo Tahmasee : best treasurer ever!


18. People who exemplify the following qualities:

1. Power Hungry : every politician ever

2. Ass kisser : Oinyo (stabbed would also apply)

3. Genuinely Stupid : Ajay

4. Useless Braggart : Iain Keers

5. Friendly Angel : Cyber Witch

6. Funny : Xander Kross

7. Charming : Me ;)

8. True leader : Still me :p

19. What is the one question you ask yourself the most?

Why am I still playing this game? Also where are my keys?

20. Your erep crush - Anything with a pen1s!

21. Fav music- I like Indie rock and punk.
Favorite movies - King's Speech, Inglourious Basterds, and Django

22. Anything you want to add section. And any ad u want to place, like a small banner or ur article etc :D

No that c*nt Plato pulled my article for flaming! Apparently he was jealous that my contest was liked more than his. :/

23. Any other thoughts.

I'm almost always joking. My philosophy is life is a joke and should be treated as such.


Therapist’s Verdict: Borderline Malignant Sociopath.

The Cure: None.

Fee: 20% of eCanada’s treasury.

Disclaimer: The views expressed above are solely of the patient and not of the therapist.



Expert Psychoanalyst,



Nyx Lynx

(Dio Empress and eIrish citizen)

PS: ASK your questions or troll him below. DMV3 SHALL REPLY :D
 

Comments

Igoreckkkk
Igoreckkkk Day 2,395, 02:01

Voted.

Colin Lantrip 3
Colin Lantrip 3 Day 2,395, 02:15

v/s

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 2,395, 10:43

Colin! Is really you?
:shock:

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 10:45

yeh its him the real Colin

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 2,395, 10:50

Been awhile.

Magnanimous
Magnanimous Day 2,395, 02:22

Voted

An Sluagh
An Sluagh Day 2,395, 02:47

He should attack UK anyway. It's not like Ireland's fingers wouldn't slip and hit "Fight" for Canada.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 02:56

Successfully transferred 100 tissue(s) to An Sluagh for his slippery fingers.

An Sluagh
An Sluagh Day 2,395, 03:01

First I had the Vaseline, now the tissues.

Let the games begin!

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 03:07

lol your single player game where you will beat yourself to win.

Brian Boru
Brian Boru Day 2,395, 02:55

Multiple orgasms? There can be only one conclusion.

DMV is female.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 03:11

Do shemales have multiple orgasms?

Brian Boru
Brian Boru Day 2,395, 03:13

Not sure. Doubtful.

Heart Stealer
Heart Stealer Day 2,395, 04:36

males can you can google it dont know about the gender of DMV3 tho

Brian Boru
Brian Boru Day 2,395, 11:30

Males can, after a half hour

Heart Stealer
Heart Stealer Day 2,395, 14:30

i didnt know about you

Arfan-Khan
Arfan-Khan Day 2,395, 18:33

10 mins for me

Brian Boru
Brian Boru Day 2,396, 04:48

Which is still a whole lot longer than the 30 seconds for women.

Releasethe Krakken
Releasethe Krakken Day 2,395, 03:06

tird sandwhich is a episode of southpark where they had to chose a non animal mascot for their school as PETA dont want schools to "something about animals cant remember watch episode"

Helen Moon
Helen Moon Day 2,395, 03:11

@}-}---

CptChazbeard
CptChazbeard Day 2,395, 03:16

Huzzah o7

Heart Stealer
Heart Stealer Day 2,395, 04:37

I can just smile as you are active again thats the happiest news for me and i always enjoy whatever you write or say.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 08:40

lol thank you very much

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 2,395, 05:40

good interview with unique questions
voted o/

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 08:40

thx

Kaminarinote
Kaminarinote Day 2,395, 05:46

Who the hell is DMV3?

Paddy OBrien
Paddy OBrien Day 2,395, 06:23

DMV? Isn't that where you go so you can stand in line for 6 hours so that they can tell you you have the wrong paperwork and refuse you a license to drive?

There's nothing wrong with DMV3 that couldn't be solved with a few whacks with a curling stone.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 08:41

interesting choice of weapon. How often do you have such thoughts?

Paddy OBrien
Paddy OBrien Day 2,395, 09:10

every time I watch curling, I desire to abuse someone with a stone

Kaminarinote
Kaminarinote Day 2,395, 10:34

That's really curling's fault. It's like watching someone watch paint dry.

Alexandria The Great
Alexandria The Great Day 2,395, 08:09

Nice work.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 08:41

thx

BiednyMis
BiednyMis Day 2,395, 08:45

v

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 2,395, 08:51

Voted, o7

Obelisk The Tormentor
Obelisk The Tormentor Day 2,395, 08:54

Nice interview , voted

Nyx u went too easy on DMV, where are the controversial questions.?

Remember he likes to stir things up

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 08:58

oh yeah? Ask him what you want to, here in the comments...

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 2,395, 08:55

Don't know why but i like this DMV....

klop123
klop123 Day 2,395, 09:08

DMV is crazy. Please help us

Iuliusv
Iuliusv Day 2,395, 09:21

I am afraid I have to question your diagnosis. It is a case of Delayed Bulimia Nervosa Ejaculation.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 09:47

lol oh how did u find out?

Yosemite Sam01
Yosemite Sam01 Day 2,395, 09:31

v

Finway Divi Filius
Finway Divi Filius Day 2,395, 09:32

Amelikan, please stop speaking with foot and pounds : (

Mr. Tayto
Mr. Tayto Day 2,395, 09:47

Voted!
o7

Prince Sheogorath
Prince Sheogorath Day 2,395, 10:29

dammit guys now we have to pay the therapist 20cc

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,395, 17:25

cough it up miser :>

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 2,395, 10:49

/me plops ass in chair, scans room,
sees no worthy controversial troll type comments.

article: 7.5
comments: 2.0

Punisher 1389
Punisher 1389 Day 2,395, 10:53

good stuff, voted.

David Smythe
David Smythe Day 2,395, 11:21

Declare your love of Dio.

MPP ePakistan.

MPP eIreland.

Prepare for the next Dioist Empire.

Oh........and multiple orgasms all around please.

Xander Kross
Xander Kross Day 2,395, 12:14

"6. Funny : Xander Kross"

>: O

4mergin
4mergin Day 2,395, 13:11

i read till smee turned up, then i had to go outside to vomit

 
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