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Prominent Member of Government Arrested by Military Police

Day 2,759, 23:45 • Published in Netherlands Poland

• by GEN. DE LA REY

It has come to light that since last night a prominent Dutch member of the Government ArcanicMindje is being detained at an undisclosed location.

During a night raid on his home last night he was arrested and taken away by armed military police.

We approached the Minister of Defense Walhallah for more information. He has indeed confirmed the arrest, stating it was just a precautionary measure. Arcanic will be kept in a location where he can not communicate to the outside world for the time being.

"Although they got one point this time and not zero, it is hard to predict their actions at this time, this is football after all, and not some song contest. We do not want to be responsible for starting world war three, so we are taking all precautions to prevent any controversial statements going out to the public.

I promise you he is being well looked after, we have provided him with an unlimited supply of pancakes."

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33044269

Comments

Shawtyl0w Day 2,759, 23:53

Love this piece. Hahaha!

Willem The Conqueror Day 2,760, 00:16

Voted! xD

djirtsdew Day 2,760, 00:26

Indeed. It really hits the mark perfectly...

And again a comparison to something that happened to NL before... With the Eurovision we were eliminated before getting to the finals. So we also should be considered to have 0 points.

And in this instance, we also lost against the USA (3-4), after having had a lead in the score (3-1). But as long as this sort of thing does not happen in real games it is okay...

So Germany: we really feel the same as you. But please just stop repeating our mistakes.