Princefigs for USWP PP
Princefigs
She is voting for Princefigs...are you?
Greetings and Salutations America! This is Americas favorite rebel and free thinker welcoming you to another edition of
The Princefigs Report
Well America, there are times when I like to be right...and times when I wish I wasn't. When Stanley Icubus betrayed the office of Party President, the eUSA, and the USWP as a whole....I wasn't happy. I did not feel vindication, I didn't feel like boasting and telling everyone how I called it right
I was pissed.
Like all of you, I felt anger. I was mad. Stanley took the trust that the party had put in him, chewed it up, and spit it out right in our faces. Wanna know what some of my first thoughts were after I saw what Stanley did?
NOT EVEN PFEIFFER WOULD DO SOMETHING THIS SH*TTY
Don't get me wrong, children. I have no belief that Pfeiffer is particularly loyal to the party. I just don't think that he is THAT big of a scumbag.
Moving on, I have long considered running for and becoming the Party President for USWP. This episode with Stanley has really helped me decide that now is the time for me to step up, grab the bull by the horns, and lead this party back.
The first question from some may be, " Princefigs, how do you plan on leading this party back to greatness " While the answer to me is obvious, to others it may be shocking.
I BELIEVE THAT USWP IS ALREADY GREAT.
USWP has long been the standard-bearer for political parties in the eUSA and well represented our party and country internationally. The major challenge that our party encountered during this time is one that still confronts us. After being on top for so long resentment, for various reasons, among other parties and members started to become widespread. Certain opinions were starting to be commonly shared by players and terms like "elitist" became synonyms with "USWP".
I could lay blame for this at the feet of several parties(people). However, I instead choose to look inside and find the reality. That reality is this : While our party is still great, we drifted away from the things that elevated us to the heights that we once knew. We turned away from the practices, culture, and atmosphere that once made citizens flock to us in droves. While we have plenty of blame, as I mentioned, to spread around, I believe that failure, as well as, success begin at the top. In our case, that means the party president.
As Party President, I will be personally accountable to the party. I will lead by example and pull this party from the ways that we have drifted to and get us back on the right track. I have a several point plan to do this.
Going into my presidency, my mission will be :
" To create an inclusive, inviting, and friendly atmosphere within the party that focuses on enhancing and maintaining a culture of excellence that encourages; our current members to become more involved ; our former members to consider coming back; new and old members to give USWP a chance to become their political party of choice. "
On day one of the Presidency, I will sit down with my CoS and other interested executive board members and evaluate all Executive Board staff positions. I want to make sure that the people we have in EB staff positions are the best, brightest, most experienced, loyal, and dedicated members of the party that we have.
After we settle on a staff, I intend on working with the staff on outlining and detailing my plan to get us back on the right track. Everything will be on the table. If we dedicate that we have some bad apples in leadership positions team or EBE team, we will get rid of them. If we decide that we have some bad policies, we will work with the legal department to change them. Basically, we are going to look at everything, as a team, and work to fix the things that drove people away from us to begin with.
We are going to restart the Zombie Horde and staff it with some of the best, brightest, and most USWP loyal people I can find and start getting out messages on a regular bases to all of the membership. We are going to start some new programs to that helps work to the mission that I have laid out. In the end, we hope to make USWP, once again, the place that people really want to go....the place that people rally want to come home. With your support on the 15th of July, we can make it happen.
In closing, I am asking everyone to come together and vote for a change for the good, a change for the best, a change for the future. I am asking you for your confidence, your support, and your vote.
Good night USWP and thank you.
Comments
Wait... I'm confused- Is this the New USWP consisting of a few people, or is this SEES Reloaded Party?
Stanley is endorsing the USWP favorite anyway, so he is just a n00b tool
@ Nuriessa, its the new USWP
Would someone PLEASE explain wtf happened? You people are being too damn vague.
What does vague have to do with it, how do I get PP candidate for USWP on my resume?
Vote for this man
Revolt! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution
Breaking news! USWP shows promise to one day stop failing!
Figs for PP
I continue to be fascinated by this fiasco.
Figs for PP
lol
@ Pizza the hut. Don't be mad I didn't take your bribe. I am interested in what is best for the country..not in being a maverick, martyr, or whatever other label people are slinging around.
Here, read how I "betrayed the party" http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/uswp-explanation-part-i-1810119/1/20
Prinvefigs for USWP PP
Zombie Apocalypse
Figs for USWP PP !!
Save our party, vote for Princefigs
STANLEY OUT!
STANLEY OUT!
STANLEY OUT!
Ok a few things I noticed
1. It is the same USWP "I believe the USWP is already great" I think he means we shouldn't change the name. No he does not like the elitest people in there.
2. Vague? I thought he was clear already?
3. If PTH is agreeing with you that means he plans to do something sooner or later.
Also Princefigs will win the PP because he's on a drug named Charlie Scheen. It would melt any ordinary man's face off but not his. This means only he could be PP.
If I didn't love being a Fed so much I would join USWP and vote for ya.
Thanks, figs... and the rest of USWP (esp. Stanley) for the laughs.
USWP = Control freaks who finally turned on themselves ftw, but only after fubar the whole eUSA first.
I've know this day would come for years. I didn't think it would take this long. Good job!
USWP = Control freaks who finally turned on themselves ftw, but only after fubar the whole eUSA first.
I've know this day would come for years. I didn't think it would take this long. Good job!
X2
You guys would be a lot better off with Agent Washington in the PP slot. Jus sayin.
And I thought the situation couldn't get even worse.
But figs proven that he can make it even worse!
OH I have a better one "Figs for POTUS!".
To be damned, by the damned is a true blessing. As such, thanks for the endorsement, Helkz-fgt.
Good luck Figs.
Glad to see so much internal interest in stepping up among veteran USWP members. 🙂
lolwut? You're gonna run? Well, there goes the USWP.
To be honest, I would rather vote for a dying potted plant if I was still in the USWP. Figs, You are NOT part of the solution. You WERE part of the problem. So tell me how do you fix a problem as big as corruption in the USWP structure by voting someone into the PP slot who was a part of the problem in the first place?
ProTip: You Dont.
Vote Dying Potted Plant for PP.
Relorian, to repeat what I said earlier, " To be damned by the damned is a true blessing "
You may not be able to comprehend that. Notice that the 4 ppl that are hating in the comments are non-USWP members. Two nothing parties, and 2 AMP party members. That should be considered an endorsement.
🙂
Protip: I'm more important than you.
Doubtful.
Hobbiton your so last year
@Princefigs: Nope, I'm no longer a USWP member. I left the party after Lex (Who knew about the 50+ Multis Peffifer has and did nothing)and the outted Multi-Accounter peffifer pretty much ensured no one but their hand picked would ever see office with out having to fight against a legion of fake voters. I left because I couldn't stomach being part of the corrupt machine after it became clear that everyone in the upper section of the party knew about the issues and did nothing or helped increase the problem. I'm sure a few people on the EB whom I wrote to regarding it could speak volumes about it.
To be damned by the damned is no great claim to fame. Ask your avatar what its like to be damned by the "damned". I'm pretty sure he'd tell you its not as great as you think.
I seriously would vote for a dying potted plant over you because at least the plant could be made healthy again with proper care. You on the other hand will just return the USWP to the same level of filth it has been for months if not the better part of a year. You are part of the problem in the USWP and just as guilty as the rest of them. You just have the one thing most others dont at this time, a big mouth. However you have very few friends in this game, you burn bridges faster than you can build them. Your chances of election should the party survive (Or the nation for that fact) are next to nothing if anyone with even a few decent connections steps up.
So yes, Enjoy being damned by the "damned" as you say. I've already earned my redemption through work, the hard way. Now kindly go back to thinking you matter in the eWorld and are not just Peffifer Jr.
goddamn! i'm glad i came back to this article to see the comments. now this is what i call a REAL WAR!
Relorian, you make me laugh....thanks for that. What is truly the most entertaining about your rant, aside from the general ignorance and complete lack of knowledge that you possess in regards to anything that went on, or is going on in the party, is the conviction that you have (regardless of how ill placed it is) to try and get back at the people that didnt give you a party job after you begged for it.
Sorry that affected you so much. Sorry that you are so incredibly think skinned and ball-less that you cant take simple rejection well. Explains why you are likely a virgin and single.
Keep on using your mouth in alternative ways on the JCS and leave us grown folks to grown folk business.
Go away child.
Clearly Figs' trolling has gotten better. This article is a testament to it. Now only if the Marines or the school he claims to have gotten his law degree from would only vouch for him.
Nice to show up Ian. I thought you were smart enough to know what trolling was.....clearly, I was mistaken. I have both my Marine promotion certificates...the REAL Marines....and my law degree on my wall. Come over and see them....I would love for that to happen.
@chickenguys, I'm never irrelevant. I'm this game's past, present, and future.
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