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27 Day 734, 20:14 Ireland
Surprisingly our first attempt at conquering the pesky state of Rhode Ireland failed. The pig disgusting Americans must have used the help from their foreign friends to push us back because surely they cannot beat us alone. Nonetheless I was fighting hard all of the battle and I managed to slay over 7000 Americans earning me the battle hero medal for the first time.

Because of this un-comprehensible failure I have launched a second attack, one that is surely going to suceed. How can a small , pathetic nation like the US defeat the great and glorious Irish Republic twice in a row ? It cannot and will not happen. Also because our battle hero score was so low I took the liberty on making another battle hero run. After spending 60 gold though Im starting to run out of liquid assets So many Americans and so few gold pieces

Disclaimer: We are not really at war with the US. This is a training war. Repeat not a real war. I am very tired of all you " wise " people who have messaged me, pleading me to stop fighting the US because they will destroy us. Please read the news before you petition your president


Economics

Btw the Ministry of Finance and I are developing a plan to use the embargo fees from the war games to help businesses hurt by the war games. I met today in IRC with Co-Minister Appleman to go over the basics. While we havent hammered down the final version this is what would happen. Any business owner can message the MoF and apply for financial aid. The MoF will determine if your business was hurt by the war games. For example , you can no longer use your export license or you cant get raw materials. We will try to assist you by buying orgs and helping business owners with new export licenses to different countries. We will not leave you out to dry.

 
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Astra Kat G
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Astra Kat G Day 734, 20:16

"Because of this un-comprehensible failure"

LOL



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caladbolg
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caladbolg Day 734, 20:26

Down with the Americans! They cannot withstand our inebriated might!

 
Edana Savage
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Edana Savage Day 734, 20:30

Thanks for the update, Sir. O7

Glad to see that we are moving forward on addressing the embargo issue.

 
John Jay
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John Jay Day 734, 20:39

O7

 
Johnny Corp
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Johnny Corp Day 734, 20:42

Congrats on your battle hero!

 
uaithne
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uaithne Day 734, 20:44

0L *hicup* oops *hicup* I mean 07

 
Kavrocks
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Kavrocks Day 735, 01:16

Lol I can't believe people actually think its a real war. It just goes to show how much interest they pay this game.

 
biffo3000
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biffo3000 Day 735, 01:55

please stop fighting the americans patton. it will only end in further irish bloodshed!!!

 
Glenn Wauters
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Glenn Wauters Day 735, 02:08

Actually a part of the Americans should help us since some Irish went to America (a long time ago :p)

We will crush the Americans this time :o

 
Bryan O'Shea
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Bryan O'Shea Day 735, 03:15

Nice work.

 
Sean Power
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Sean Power Day 735, 05:49

Why not give the company owners about 2 gold per month of wargames.
Dubh estimated that as the profit increase from exporting weapons at average wage and average skill while buying cheaply available iron.
<a href="http://ieforums.hobbittown.com/default.a[..]2267" target="_blank">http://ieforums.hobbittown.com/default.a[..]2267</a>

Applying the same method to other industries I guess the profit would be slightly less as weapons seem to be most profitable at the moment.

This would be MUCH cheaper than giving orgs to Companies, which just sinks gold into the nether regions of erepublik.

It could also be fairly easily afforded. There's 17 participants in wargames apart from ourselves. We're getting 15G per embargo. 15 x 17 = 255G
255 / 3 = 85G per month
85 / 2 = 42.5 companies that could be helped per month

250 iep (approx 5 gold) would allow the company to maintain employment of 1 citizen on the average wage for the month if they so wished... Overall the package could ensure the safeguarding of about 42 jobs per month.

 
Citizen woods
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Citizen woods Day 735, 05:57

KNOW thats an idea...
nice one sean..

 
Irish Princess
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Irish Princess Day 735, 06:00

Good for you.

 
Ariovistus
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Ariovistus Day 735, 07:01

o7

 
Sean Power
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Sean Power Day 735, 07:11

Forgot to explain I was basing it on a 3 month TW. The current contract is only for 40 days but I'm presuming it'll be renewed if all goes well. I'm also presuming that the embargo fees are a one off payment and wouldnt be included in any renewed contract?? not sure whats the orthodox outcome in that kinda situation...

 
Mr Ginge
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Mr Ginge Day 735, 08:29

LMFAO @ disclaimer, what idiots

 
Mr aNiallator
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Mr aNiallator Day 735, 09:42

I love patton!

 
WW_III_ANGRY
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WW_III_ANGRY Day 735, 09:51

I wish Patton was my president! Damnit.

 
Zheng He
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Zheng He Day 735, 13:21

haha!! Remember we have more Irish-Americans than you Irish-Irish! (of course, we have gotten soft over the generations as US law prohibits drinking guiness under 21 years old and eating babies)

 
JohnSmith 2K9
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JohnSmith 2K9 Day 735, 14:08

good to hear, you done a great battle Patton, but this country has made me mad, i am not in the White house yet lol, but everthing is great

 
Darren Reidy
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Darren Reidy Day 735, 15:09

Viva el presidente!

 
Patrick Maguire
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Patrick Maguire Day 735, 15:39

I need no guns, all I need is a snooker cue, a broken bottle and enough alcohol to make my vomit melt tarmac!

Hear me roar!

 
John Lehman
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John Lehman Day 735, 16:47

The push for Idaho continues!

 
Robin Locksley
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Robin Locksley Day 736, 23:45

Haha, polls point to around 46 million Americans of Irish descent.
How many people live in Ireland? just under 5 million, right?

 
Rhett Butler
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Rhett Butler Day 736, 09:52

WOOOOOO Irish might shall prevail!!!!

 
Clover Industries
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Clover Industries Day 736, 09:56

I have noticed a seizable increase in the price of oil lately, however, on the one hand, it could be useful to Ireland in that it will give some of our workers more work, while on the other it'll drive up prices of Moving tickets if something isn't done...

 
Patrick Maguire
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Patrick Maguire Day 737, 07:58

Robin, that just means we'll take you from the inside