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Presidential Candidate - Whaaaaa?
So, I guess I'm now a Presidential Candidate. That'll teach me to chill in a party I don't rule with an iron fist.
My platform is simple.
Internal Affairs: Rock out and rebuild Japan's war stocks of gold and items. Steal Nowe's idea of Under-Secretaries. Whip Oli to make gold faster. Probably change taxes around a bit. Make Culture matter. (God, one could only hope)
Foreign Affairs: ROFL when SK impeaches whoever they elect CP. Shake my fist at Russia. Brofist our Bros. Hit Serbia in the gold-maker.
Military: Get someone awesome to run it (Hi Eustachy!) Get a compotent businessman to run military companies (Hi Danyeo!). Start a military exchange program where we send a squad to work and train with an ally for two weeks. (Hi Croatia!)
In summary, Vote for me.
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My platform is simple.
Internal Affairs: Rock out and rebuild Japan's war stocks of gold and items. Steal Nowe's idea of Under-Secretaries. Whip Oli to make gold faster. Probably change taxes around a bit. Make Culture matter. (God, one could only hope)
Foreign Affairs: ROFL when SK impeaches whoever they elect CP. Shake my fist at Russia. Brofist our Bros. Hit Serbia in the gold-maker.
Military: Get someone awesome to run it (Hi Eustachy!) Get a compotent businessman to run military companies (Hi Danyeo!). Start a military exchange program where we send a squad to work and train with an ally for two weeks. (Hi Croatia!)
In summary, Vote for me.
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Kill For Dokomo
Voted hard.
thank you Dokomo, I finally know who to vote for.
What is this I don't even
Nowe did not put me in his cabinet. Nowe is no longer running; YOU are running. Learn... kk?
~ Geno Garon
So um... kill for D or Vote for V?
I have to say I am disappointed. I was looking foward to living in the eRepublik version of a post-apocalyptic wasteland ruled by zombies and homicidal punks. I guess I'm gonna have to settle for pragmatism and efficiency.
Kill for Dokomo!
Dokomo is taking another spin at it, dance for the dj o/
I'd vote you.
YES
saviour.
I have voted this soooo hard
If Dokomo gains the nomination, I will obviously be withdrawing and voting for Dokobro.. until then, we will be held in suspense!
Dokomodokomodokomodokomo
Die for Dokomo!
Go you.
DOesn't "exchange program" imply that someone from eCroatia will have to come over here when we send people over there? Who are you going to sucker into doing that? Didn't Crawling Chaos approve Crokage? How did that work out?
Also, where did the national treasury go? We're still waiting on a breakdown of expenses (who got what gold) from the Ministry of Defense.
Your ministry of defense spent an unprecedented amount of gold/JPY on battles, infrastructure placement (Gyeonggido, anyone?). Did we win any of them?
Haters Gonna Hate
>Also, where did the national treasury go?
Ask your buddy Walorm.
Oh hey it's KITA taking a knock at our good friends in Croatia because of one person from that nation, who really isn't all that bad, if you talked to him. But perhaps that's just par for the course Kita.
If you want to talk about how much gold we spent and what we gained for it, check the NBoJ donation list. You'll find all the tanks that got gold (and donated it back once they didn't use it all). As for JPY, I burned through 25k during the war supporting military and civilian efforts. But for our opponents, they lost over 1500g for Russia and 750g for South Korea. This, in addition to the open war, revenge for insults to China, and allied military maneuvering means we came out far ahead.
>Ask your buddy Walorm.
I am pretty sure that joke is several months old...Common Nowe, originality is key!
@Kita Ikki: Who cares how much money you guys burned on the war? Your country had fun didn't it?
Voted.
>I am pretty sure that joke is several months old...Common Nowe, originality is key!
I'm only original when my opposition is original. No use wasting new tricks on old dogs.
So hot right now
DICKSLAP A MOFO FOR DOKOMO!
voted a+++++++ would read again
IBTR
yeah I approved Crokage. He's a cool guy.
Good luck.
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Think I may have found my canidate for the upcoming elections. The Nakamure Family Corporation highly endorses this article.
Thanks,
Kenji Nakamure
The nation of South Korea spent about 100G on an MPP with Germany.
I also lol at your definition of 'far ahead' as I laze on the beach in Jeju.
How is Jeju an important region at all?
You also forgot to use the commonly accepted definition of Alfagrem = SK.
Croatiamaxxx
Crotiamaxxx indeed!
Japan is a paper tiger without them!
Hail USA! Hail Croatia! Bromance in the air!
But wait, where is Japan?
lol.. Alfa... You still thinking SK did anything against us? So funny.
LOL@Xavinyo
Go back to eRussia, or you could go to eSK, I hear they're not so different nowadays
Actually I think that's another Hungarian there. And is already in Russia so yeah...
Woot Dokobro!
By the way, it's "competent" not "compotent," although the later is quite droll
It's a cross between competent and potent.
Foreign Affairs: ROFL when SK impeaches whoever they elect CP. Shake my fist at Russia. Brofist our Bros. Hit Serbia in the gold-maker. <<<<
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This.
Hmm, I've heard of a "Dokomo" before... this nostalgia intrigues me.
Kill for Dokomo, Vote for Dokomo, fo sho
You are such a inspiration to me. You speak your mind and dont let anybody else tell you what to do. You are a almost perfect president. I dont care what anybody else says.