Poutine with the Pals #1 - Nyx Lynx

Day 2,485, 08:01 • Published in Canada Canada • by klop123

We're back with the first of the Poutine with the Pals series. Today, I got to chat with a good friend of mine & former ePakistan CP Nyx Lynx.

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1.Tell us about the RL Nyx Lynx

Nice try stalker. Nyx Lynx doesn’t exist in RL. She is unreal. I am very detached when I play a character.

2. RL Hobbies and Interests?

Watching paint dry, watching grass grow and watching you kloppity klop

3. RL idol and why?

Hrm I don’t have one particular idol. Nobody is perfect. I want to be the best me. I can choose certain traits from people that I would draw inspiration from. To mention one,

For Ambition – Alexander the Great haha why not, think about conquering the world in whatever ways and just go do it lol.

But you should also be original and not a cheap version of somebody else. I don’t like the whole “Fake it till you make it” attitude. Be yourself.

4. Best RL adventure you've been on?

Was on vacay, swam in a river alone, got lost on my way back (long story) and some local guy later said the river had alligators which I think was not true because I can’t think of a reason why all ligators would not come and say hello to me. So rude.

I suck at directions. One of my special talents is managing to get lost even with a GPS. Somebody should just put me on a leash and take me around.

But, I know a foolproof trick! If you get lost, don’t fret, don’t stop, keep walking straight. The world is round despite what Bibley says.

5. How did you start playing eRep? What made you stay?

Bad Karma. I knew that drowning kittens in a puddle, making spoiled 5-year old brats who don’t eat broccoli work in a coal mine and pushing grannies into traffic would have its consequences. Even so, I don’t deserve this. World unfair!

6. Favorite module? How can it be improved?

Buying gold. Spend a few crumbs of euros here and there, and pretend to be rich. People will even kiss ur a55 for it. It is every wannabe and parvenu’s dream to play rich in a game. Gives people that sense of accomplishment they sorely lack in RL.

Love it, love it! It can be improved by using multi monies and pretending that it was bought with real money.

7. Accomplishment you're most proud of here?
Rage quitting many times and forgetting to train. Makes me feel that ok there is some small hope left for me and I still haven’t gone fully retarded.

8. You're a celebrity here in eRep, why is that so?

Hey I have no idea where that is coming from. Is it a new dig or what? I supposedly even make people sick with my “international celebrity status”. Who started that rumor? Let me fetch my sword.

Maybe because there is a lot of drama around when I am playing. I am usually all about some mischief and fun. Soulless, corrupt people who restrict other people’s freedom become insecure and go fully retarded.

I sometimes pretend that I give a sh1t and be like “What yewz talking abawt?” when in my head my schizo pardner is going “Don’t like it? Get a life and go fvck yourself whilst you are at it” hehe mu-fu-k-in-ha-ha 😛

9. Tell us more about the SUFFER movement!

It is a support group for people traumatized by the game. People with e-suicidal tendencies. We are bunch of no-lifers who make crude, crass, unfunny jokes and host awesome contests. We hate stuck up people. If we weren’t inept and lazy, we would be planning a genocide on them.

10. Finway or Finway?

Neither huehuehue. Aww I’m only kidding, come here my sweet pathetic gay cross ant, mon choupinet. I adore fingay. He is very light hearted, fun and everything that comes out of his mouth is completely inappropriate including his dad’s 5perm.

11. Recommend some music to the readers ~_^

You have readers? I don’t think even I am going to read this cr@p 😃

Some All-time Mew-sick to listen to whilst plotting on erep:

Marylin Manson – Minute of Decay
The Prodigy – Firestarter
Burning Inside- Ministry
Thrill Kill Kult – After the Flesh
Korn - Twist
Franz Ferdinand - Fallen
Iron Maiden – The Trooper
Strokes - out of blue
Talking Heads – Psycho Killer

12. Greatest player you've met here thus far?

Eric my RL friend, I asked him to join this game and he saw that he had to “work” every day and said, “who is going to play this sh1t, I am not going to be anyone’s employee even in RL and left after 5 seconds of registering.

But in the game, I would have to say Atracurium. So polite, humble, civilized. Fair, calm and plays it like a boss. Leader of a country that has already won the game. 10/10 bonus for years, FA top notch. Doesn’t even need to play the game to win it. That is worthy of real credit. I have no problem in respecting that oo7

Note to Candyayians

Hey I was thinking of changing my CS after losing the great elections of Ireland. I need a place where I can hide my face and cry after failing to prove myself to the internet dignitaries :’(

*cue music – Psycho Killer* Qu’est-ce que c’est? FA FA FA FA FA FAR BETTER RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAYYYY OH OH OH OOOOH AY AY AY AYAYYY
Je me lance vers la gloire… OK 😃

After reading all the above nonsense, Canada are you willing to adopt me? –bats eyelids, puts my scrummy lil paws together and makes puppy eyes-

I also have friends in Canada. Walter Bishop is my bestie, he will vouch for me ahaha.

Thank you Nyx for the most excellent interview!

Readers: If there is someone you want to see interviewed or questions you'd like to be asked please let me know in the comments. Next interview is 2487!