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Mah special thankyou!

Hello America, and a good evening to you

So, as you can see, I’m not a congressman. Despite my campaigning, I failed to get enough votes, and ergo, defeat. I’m going to cover a few topics, including my plans for the future.

First, I would like to thank every person who voted for me. I’m sorry your votes got wasted, but rest assured, you support did not go unnoticed and even when I knew I was going to lose, the fact so many had voted for me set my heart alight. My gratitude to you all, god bless your souls! :3

Secondly, a shout out to Arrden … My competitor for a second month running in New York, and yet again, the person who beat me and secured a second term as incumbent congressman. He has provided me with two giant battles in my first true attempts at congress. He has taught me a few lessons, and even though I was angered by defeat, he remained a true winner by extending his own thanks. I urge you all to respect this mans integrity and learn from him on how to act when you have won.

Thirdly, Congress … Maybe I’m just not ready for you … Or maybe you’re just not big enough yet to hold all of my personality … Could be either really. Needless to say, two straight months of campaigning and writing, when, trust me … writing articles has never really been my thing until now, has taken a small toll on me and instead, I will be focusing on other things for the meantime. But don’t think I’ve forgotten about you … oh no :3


I promise, this isn’t why I lost … I have better taste and decency then to do it out in public 😉

The next thing (Not saying fourthly … this isn’t a proper goddamn list) is what I DO plan on doing. Well, I will be applying to a position somewhere, hopefully that will work out, and I will also be planning on devoting an entire month to AMP, working to make it better and more able to compete with ALL the top 5 parties … not just USWP. The days of USWP vs AMP in everything, is … dare I say it … over as such. Sure we wanna kick their asses, but not because we have something to prove … but because in this game, friendly competition is good.

Also on my mind … Pizza the hutt. There are lots of opinions out there – “Oh he so funneh, he makes game interesting”, “Pizza is a threat and must be squashed like this dog crap I stepped in earlier!”, “Pizza … No thanks, I’m full” .. Ok, the last one was just a joke. Lately, I’ve been seeing his articles in the press, and the one thing that constantly springs to mind is “Oh for **** Sake, what crap he sprouting now”. My opinion is that he is extremely … Annoying and I want to take a buzz saw to his neck, but you cannot deny the country’s idiot has some sort of appeal with the media. Still, if the opportunity ever presents itself … kill him.

So, here’s the end of this article … expect more in the future … I’m getting the hang of this :3

Keep chillin America!
JK


YEAH, Why not get some boob action in here 😃