Post Election Contemplation ... and stuff
John Killah
Mah special thankyou!
Hello America, and a good evening to you
So, as you can see, I’m not a congressman. Despite my campaigning, I failed to get enough votes, and ergo, defeat. I’m going to cover a few topics, including my plans for the future.
First, I would like to thank every person who voted for me. I’m sorry your votes got wasted, but rest assured, you support did not go unnoticed and even when I knew I was going to lose, the fact so many had voted for me set my heart alight. My gratitude to you all, god bless your souls! :3
Secondly, a shout out to Arrden … My competitor for a second month running in New York, and yet again, the person who beat me and secured a second term as incumbent congressman. He has provided me with two giant battles in my first true attempts at congress. He has taught me a few lessons, and even though I was angered by defeat, he remained a true winner by extending his own thanks. I urge you all to respect this mans integrity and learn from him on how to act when you have won.
Thirdly, Congress … Maybe I’m just not ready for you … Or maybe you’re just not big enough yet to hold all of my personality … Could be either really. Needless to say, two straight months of campaigning and writing, when, trust me … writing articles has never really been my thing until now, has taken a small toll on me and instead, I will be focusing on other things for the meantime. But don’t think I’ve forgotten about you … oh no :3
I promise, this isn’t why I lost … I have better taste and decency then to do it out in public
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The next thing (Not saying fourthly … this isn’t a proper goddamn list) is what I DO plan on doing. Well, I will be applying to a position somewhere, hopefully that will work out, and I will also be planning on devoting an entire month to AMP, working to make it better and more able to compete with ALL the top 5 parties … not just USWP. The days of USWP vs AMP in everything, is … dare I say it … over as such. Sure we wanna kick their asses, but not because we have something to prove … but because in this game, friendly competition is good.
Also on my mind … Pizza the hutt. There are lots of opinions out there – “Oh he so funneh, he makes game interesting”, “Pizza is a threat and must be squashed like this dog crap I stepped in earlier!”, “Pizza … No thanks, I’m full” .. Ok, the last one was just a joke. Lately, I’ve been seeing his articles in the press, and the one thing that constantly springs to mind is “Oh for **** Sake, what crap he sprouting now”. My opinion is that he is extremely … Annoying and I want to take a buzz saw to his neck, but you cannot deny the country’s idiot has some sort of appeal with the media. Still, if the opportunity ever presents itself … kill him.
So, here’s the end of this article … expect more in the future … I’m getting the hang of this :3
Keep chillin America!
JK
YEAH, Why not get some boob action in here
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Comments
lol
FAILMAXXXXXXXXXXX
Voted for boob action and everything else must mostly boob action. John Killah you are an awesome dude, good luck with your plans.
I was distracted by the chick to remember what you wrote in the article. One thing I've learned in this and past elections is that the media is more or less dead. So writing an article is a waste of time. Just gotta not go against INCI and hope you can either bribe enough votes out or have enough veteran backing of people who wants to see you in Congress to help the US.
But i like these reading anyway. Voted. More boob action.
Voted. Thanks again John! Great article. And I agree with Mister Y, MORE BOOBS!
nice
Boobilicious article.
Voted for the boobs.