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Portugal kicked your butt...
...very hard.
Outnumbered 8 to 1, with almost inexistant V2 battle training, and attacking single-handedly 14 EDEN allies, Portugal managed to absolutely make fun of EDEN forces when the stats were made official:
Less fighters, more damage, less fights, more kills, less deaths, and 9,62 average kills per soldier.
Let's see how many allies USA had helping them and their citizenships...
Oh boy they did need help from all of their allies!
I can hear you Amerifails crying "Portugal had the best Phoenix tankers helping them!". Did we?
We did not conquer the region (it's a wasteland of no value, really), but did what was more important to us:
HAD FUN AND KICKED A$$
Outnumbered 8 to 1, with almost inexistant V2 battle training, and attacking single-handedly 14 EDEN allies, Portugal managed to absolutely make fun of EDEN forces when the stats were made official:
Less fighters, more damage, less fights, more kills, less deaths, and 9,62 average kills per soldier.
Let's see how many allies USA had helping them and their citizenships...
Oh boy they did need help from all of their allies!
I can hear you Amerifails crying "Portugal had the best Phoenix tankers helping them!". Did we?
We did not conquer the region (it's a wasteland of no value, really), but did what was more important to us:
HAD FUN AND KICKED A$$
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Portugal is the one!
Glad you guys had fun since that is the point of the game, I do hope it helps with creating some sort of baby boom for you guys to help revitalize interest into the game.
One thing I would like to comment on that a lot of people seem to mis-interpret. Damage done in a battle in v2 isn't important anymore. It's damage done at the last two hours of the battle [and] battle result that is what is important. All damage done really shows is who spent the most gold, most of it wasted during hours where individual victories are meaningless.
I truly wish that there was a way to only show stats for the last two hours except for epic battles that are actual all day affairs.
Bring back walls and America is ours >.<
ePORTUGAL !!!!
Viva Portugal!!!
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"Less fighters, more damage, less fights, more kills, less deaths, and 9,62 average kills per soldier.
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"We did not conquer the region (it's a wasteland of no value, really), "
I bet your allies are proud of you, epic failers, waste that gold lmao
We did not use gold. There is a natural booster only available for real life Portuguese people that is called "The Moustache". It gives +100 attack and hit chance.
One day we will have America, I need to shop in Manhatan...
Portugalmax, we did not conquer the region, but we had alot of fun, i hope u attack azores so i tried my new q5 art
PORTUGAL MAX
"I bet your allies are proud of you, epic failers, waste that gold lmao "
We spent OUR Gold, so I don't get what you say :S
"I bet your allies are proud of you, epic failers, waste that gold lmao "
we still have some more gold, from your payments....o/
cant you see that im pointing out that your country is nowhere to be seen nor found in big epic battles, and your allies are mighty proud that you do "huge" damage in some meaningless battle in some meaningless war , get it ?
I shouldnt be the one pointing that, I guess there are many serbs that will clarify it for you rofl
Someone is butthurt he lost and is waving his e-peen around...
you think your insults cant be translated ?
btw the only reason you had big average kills ratio is that you could pick your opponents that were stacked in front your deploy zone, so I dont see much success even there )
I'm glad you had fun. You'll have to do it again sometime.
All those stats tell me is that you guys wasted a lot of gold. We have learned to fight efficiently: damage does not mean victory.
@Zelia ou seja qual for o teu nome:
It's not an insult in Portuguese.
When I deployed huge stacks were all around the border, so how could we run away from them and face the weakest ones, since there were almost none?
Portugal Rules!!
WEAKSAUCE!
Zelja:
"cant you see that im pointing out that your country is nowhere to be seen nor found in big epic battles, and your allies are mighty proud that you do "huge" damage in some meaningless battle in some meaningless war , get it ?"
Sure? I don't think so, but if you doubt go check V1 epic battles stats and come again.
good job lol, if we wipe you then we and you can have a bit more fun, then you can slowly take it back. like were pretty sure your government planned....
"We did not use gold. There is a natural booster only available for real life Portuguese people that is called "The Moustache". It gives +100 attack and hit chance."
everything is resumed in this...
USA = losers:3
lol sure w/e amusing troll is amusing.
Also these days damage doesn't matter, only results.
ePORTUGAL!
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Go ePortugal go
Let's be clear
we done more damage ,but we lost. maybe we had the moral victory
the only thing i must say is Congrats to the master of defensive deploy from the US army was done very strategic and was working perfectly
well done both country's, well the 14 country's involved, had fun ..so next step get with your lives and who knows some day we will do another ... i hope
v&s...
kof kof we are the best
>we still have some more gold, from your payments....o/
You haven't spent that 500g in the last year? That's p pathetic.
pah, falem em português, se eles sabem usar o tradutor pra ver o que que o pesgores escreveu a frente do nome do outro também sabem usar para o resto das frases.
além disso, tem mais piada se soubermos o que eles dizem e eles não souberem o que dizemos.
FORÇA PORTUGAL!
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Glad you guys had fun. lol
Força Portugal!
I was 17-4 in that battle, thanks for the kills Portugal \o
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>You haven't spent that 500g in the last year? That's p pathetic.
No we didn't spend it, we Save it for moments of joy like this...o/
I do remember that. Thanks for the South.
Estou tão orgulhoso!
Losers.
"além disso, tem mais piada se soubermos o que eles dizem e eles não souberem o que dizemos."
ou...como eu digo sempre...em roma sê chinês!
no problem. thanks for the gold
Linha de pesca.
Falarr pórrtuguês!? Orra essa. Vamos masé falarr os nosses sutaques rregionalis.
Julio de Matos: Your welcome.
Remember when Portugal wimped out of the war and gave us the South-East U.S. for a little gold?
Thanks guys, without you we might've lost that thing!!!
Also: Most of the fighters you saw were probably bored tanks/newbs or somebody. Idk.
You didn't kick ass, you lost. You can't kick ass and lose. Unless your Spartan. But if your Spartan you always Kick Ass to the hundredth power. So it doesn't matter if you lose.
Thanks for the free battle though.
Olha eles todos aziados
"Remember when Portugal wimped out of the war and gave us the South-East U.S. for a little gold?
Thanks guys, without you we might've lost that thing!!!"
i also remember that russia conquered it almost after we released it...
aaaah!
good times!
when we conquer it again we'll be sure to ask more gold for it;)
"Olha eles todos aziados"
em inglês diz-se "butthurt" eu pessoalmente gosto mais da tradução que e algo como "doridos do cú"...vai melhor com a personalidade deles de amaricados.
"Let's see how many allies USA had helping them and their citizenships..."
I should mention that Americans hold plenty of foreign citizens for ATO operations. Meaning that most of those that fought there and are listed there are actually American with allied citizenships.
Portugal kicks ASS!
É um orgasmo ser Português!