Polish Food Ban

Day 2,623, 13:44 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by Arcanic Mindje


BREAKING NEWS!

eWorld Countries has announced the banning of Apples, Sausages, Vodka and Polish Juice imports coming from Poland.

Following the declaration of war by the Sausage eating country on Lithuania which is boring in food except having an Brazilian Foreign Minister who is bringing in churrasco style food to Lithuania, Friends, Allies and fellow food lovers have reacted by sending an Embargo on Poland.

Banana Republik dictator and Country President of United Kingdom; was the first 1 to propose the Trade Embargo while moments later Arcanic Mindje known as the Pancake King/God or me pushed Garmr to follow up by a Dutch Trade Embargo which means Pancakes will not be served with Apples.

Then came Turkey who survived the Thanksgiving feast by sending the Embargo! Goergia follows by with their awesome sword dancers!

After threatening the Albanian CP, The Punisher with being forced to eat pancakes he has agreed to join in the Embargo. Fellow Balkan country Bosnia & Herzegovina and their Country President has also joined the Embargo against Polish food!

Following pressure by churrasco chefs and pancake makers; Swiss cheesemakers has also announced they will ban food products from Poland! Tableside KBBQ Chefs of South Korea just recently announced they will be helping out in the embargo while cooking tableside with that sexeh KBBQ :3

A day after, Venezuela joins the fun! XD

A surprise was given from Corrupt Republican candidate, Vinewood Stuntman and current Country President of Sweden, Jock Cranley who has side with Lithuania against Poland act of aggression!

The Pizzeria’s of Italy will follow the Embargo soon!

In other news a New Law have came in Netherlands:

Anyone caught with a Polish food will be punished by 10 days Jail and force fed pancakes every day for an hour

Hail Pancakes!
Hail Lithuanian Churrasco meat!