Platinum Paw of Berritas : Tides of Conquest

Day 1,322, 13:16 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by Berritas


Mabuhay ang Holy ePhilippines Empire!

ONE: What the . . . we completely forgot about you ePhilippines. Where were you guys hiding?
eIndonesia: Oh yeah, we been hiding them right over here. *points*


Eternal glory is what I offer this nation. The world will know us, and they will fear us. My plans for total world domination cannot be done alone. The following in my unofficial government office candidates.


Cabinet

Vice President: Berritas
The other presidential candidates named him Vice President. so he must be a pretty cool guy.

O wait... I guess I will have to name Sigurd Aasen VP then.

Director of Homeland Affairs: Revilo X
He is DoHA. Immortal and Eternal.

Director of Finance: Negosyo sa Tao
He is DoF. Immortal and Eternal.

Director of National Immigration Coordination Agency: EZEX Lacroa
He is the current NICA, and I think he is pretty good at it. I would also like to assign him a deputy of his choosing, if he would like a deputy.

Ministry

Minister of Defense: Aren Perry & Smily132
They are currently running the Armed Forces of the Philippines because of Kyle321n absence.

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Ariel David Buena
He is the current MoFA and he also has a very nice name 😉 Perfect for gaining respect and luring in a foreign nation's respect.

Minister of Merriment: Coco The Killa
His comics are For The Win! Nuff said -


Minister of Education: [OPEN]
I'm not sure who i want here.

Formation of P.U.M.A.



I would also like to establish the Philippines United Military Assembly. This assembly will be a joint committee of all Military Units currently situated within ePhilippines. Each MU leader or representative have a seat within the assembly. This assembly will be for coordinating our military strength when needed dire or important battles that ePhilippines will be apart of.

The following MU will be considered for P.U.M.A. :
Armed Forces of the Philippines, Junji Battalion, Pacific Air Corps, Elite Assassins, and The Crimson Order (ePhilippines Charter). New or missed MU will also be added as they appear.

Ambassador Program



I would also like to revive the Filipino Ambassador Program or F.A... wait I will just call it the Ambassador Program or AP 🙂

The MoFA will be the head of this program and will appoint ambassadors for nations we will associate ourselves with. Citizens can also apply to become an ambassador. DO IT IT'S FUN TRAVEL THE WORLD! MY SPAIS! I mean ambassadors 😉

Economics Team



I will also establish another Financial Understanding Committee or F.U... oh darn I can't use this either 🙁 I guess I will just have to call it E.T. or economics team. Our last economics team was slapped in the face by the admins. Admins didn't want our nation to have a good economy, but we will show them by creating another team!

Other Useful Offices

Eternal President: Indielfi
Indielfi for Eternal President !!!!

First Man: Smily132
Because he is 😉

Director of Turtle Relations: H Kun
He loves his turtles.

Director of Frog Relations: Sigurd Aasen
Well he is a frog.

Director of Sloth Relations: Slothen
It is in his name jeez.

Director of Bear Relations: Cruel Bear
He is a very cool bear.

Director of Humanoid Alien Relations: Aren Perry
He can mind meld 🙂

Official Impeacher: Sansae2
It is what he does.

Official Miss eAmerica: Evry
She is HAWT!!!

Official B1T Paul Proteus
He didn't say no.

Official Irish Stereotype: Mirek12345
He didn't want to be official drunk 🙁

Official Purger of ePhilippines: Purge0809
I had to do it or he would've purged me.

Official Belgian Waffle of ePhilippines: RequiemDomine
Wafflez....roflz

Director of Alien Relations: Mason Grey
DoAR = Door He opens door to relations from the final frontier! Ofc this is only for non humanoid aliens. Anyone else thinking tentacle lover?


We will always remember . . .

Hekter : Master Puppeteer. One of the greatest ePinoys to have ever been eborn o7
Hekter: Toodlz

Keegan Knoll / Mr. Knoll : Zombie King. His title is to long to list o7
Mr. Knoll: Bai Guise.