Pizza's Pathetic Party Poaching
Gnilraps
Department of Redicuous
Day 1,408 of the New World
5 October 2011
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It has come to our attention that Pizza the Hut II has sent a mass messaged PM to lower level Federalist Party members (and perhaps lower level members of other Parties as well) making blanket claims, lies, and false promises.
As 99 out of 100 experienced eRepublik players will tell you, these are not new tactics from Pizza the Hut II (and any of his already-banned characters such as Pizza the Hut, Ajay Bruno, and others). And so from time to time a reminder must be posted.
First let's look at the PM he sent out:
Please Read....
I am writing to invite you to join the New Conservative Party. We are much more active than your current party and are a quickly rising party which works hard to provide a better game experience for all players. We are dedicated to restoring America's greatness and empowering our members. We would be honored if you would join at the following link:
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Thank You!
Pizza The Hut
NCP Party President
We also have an elite party military unit here which you may feel free to join:
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First off, Pizza the Hut did not write this PM, Pizza the Hut II wrote it. Pizza the Hut was banned.
Secondly neither Pizza the Hut nor Pizza the Hut II are NCP Party President, someone named Red Oak is. Red Oak's open willingness to yield to PtH II raises some suspicion itself, but this article is not for conjecture...
Thirdly, the New Conservative Party is IN NO WAY more active than the Federalist Party. Neither is it more active than the USWP, AMP, Libertarian, iNCi, Socialist Freedom, United Independent, New Albanian, or Revolutionary Parties. Paging through the NCP membership, I see one congressman who has been so non-existant in Congress that he has not even SIGNED IN yet. What this congressman has done, however, is accept citizenship requests from 7 immigrants ALL OF WHOM HAVE JOINED THE NCP. This isn't "activity," it's dirty politics. (The congressman in question is named kristof von. In the days prior to the last election, he joined the Federalist Party and signed up to run for congress with us. He then departed from the Feds and joined the Libertarians where he once again signed up to run for congress. He's the farthest thing from a statesman.) Among the remainder of NCP membership, only a few stand out as being active ingame.
Fourthly, the private militia of the NCP is anything but an elite squad. It's Commander Red Oak is listed in egov4you as a member of the Serbian TT's, a major ONE Military unit. I have not yet taken the time to delve more deeply into the battle habits of the AED, but I will not be surprised to find much treachery when I do. AED is NOT a militia that is supported by the Office of Militia Support. This is not in and of itself a damning distinction, but it is at least indicative of a refusal to follow some simple regulations regarding accountabiity, communing, and responding to DoD orders when asked. AED is not a Militia I would ever recommend to any new eRepublik Citizen.
Fifthly, I can find no evidence whatsoever that the NCP has done anything to "provide a better gaming experience" for anyone except PtH II himself. Contrast this with the multiple fine programs that the Federalist Party is running:
*There is the new Federalist ECadamy which schools new players in how to find their way around eRepublik starting from their first few days of Citizenship. In less than 2 weeks the ECadamy has helped almost 30 new players grow more quickly into productive citizens, several of which have joined other Parties than the Federalists.
*There is Easy Company Militia, a fully compliant OMS supported Militia which has communes, its own IRC, its own Sub Forum, an active leadership, and a fine history of supporting the War efforts of the eUSA. More importantly, Easy Company does not try to sell itself as something it is not. They offer Q5 Tanks and Food every day to participating members, and nobody claims that they are "elite".
*There is #Fedpartychat where Uno tournaments, trivia nights, random Tank givaways, impromptu educational seminars, and generally uproarious good-times are had by all. Anyone who drops by (who has not gotten banned by their trollish behaviour) has a great time regardless of what party they belong to.
*There is the 20% of Congress that the (all active) Federalist Congressmen occupy.
*There is the incredible number of White House cabinet membership Federalists occupy, from Department of Defense, Department of Media, Department of Interior, Department of State, and so on.
No party is more active in Government, no party has a more active team of Leaders, no party is more pro-active in terms of new-player development, and no party is more "pro-American" than the Federalist Party.
As the Federalist Party President, I ask that Pizza the Hut II stop sending fallacious messages to our Party membership. He may feel free to send PM's inviting our people to join your party if he wishes, but he should not send lies, misinformation, libel, and gross exaggeration. I will call him out.
I would instead recommend the following truthful message which he should feel free to send to any and all of our membership:
Dear Federalist,
I am the latest Ajay Bruno multi. From now until the time I am banned I will be relentlessly recruiting people to whatever party I've taken over in hopes of getting into the top 5 so I can run more members for congress. (We need more congressmen so we can accept more anti-EDEN, anti-TERRA foreign immigrants into American Citizenship, ultimately to increase the number of PoTUS votes I collect every 30 days).
Please join my Party of Serbians, Hungarians, multis, and anti-Americans. Once you are a member, you won't have any chance of leadership unless you agree with everything I say, so don't get your hopes up. But in the meanwhile we will scare the hell out of the rest of eUSA. At least it's good for ratings!
Sincerely,
Zero Star General Pizza the Hut II (Lieutenant *
😉
That's a PM I'd love to see.
16 Shells endorses:
The Book of Jude the undead hippie.
Voice of America
Non-dip-shit kooguys' kooguy's fire
Chae Dee Business
Meet the Press
Poor Man's Blanket
The National Broadcast System
Department of Defense Orders
The WHPR
eNPR
The Treasure Map
Allied War Report
and getting your butt into a military unit.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking
Comments
inb4PtHIItroll
well,
if you have any intention to be the president of New Conservative Party
it can be arranged
I'm just sayin'
zaaaaaa
Rawr.
Voted and Shouted.
Some AMPers got the same message.
Voted, and the Libs have a similar request for Pizza the 0 Star general
cCc Pizza the Hurt from his Butt cCc
PtHII you deserve this and I approve of this article. I got a pm from him saying the exact thing about the Federalist party and others.
Voted
Voted
I lost respect in him when I noticed he was pming the people in our party to join his Military Unit.
and the news is?
Voted
ALBANIA CALLS FOR HELP http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-october-12-1422-erepublik-day-kosovo-independent-1876428/1/20#comments
Self serving plug:
Don't let Pizza get my gold! http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/pickle-bets-a-few-dollars-on-the-potus-race-1876443/1/20
Got this PM a few days ago:
Dutch Marley to Thedillpickl | 7 days ago
Are you actively involved in the UIP? I am looking to revitalize it. I asked the PP but he basically told me he had it handled.
Thedillpickl to Dutch Marley | 6 days ago
Hi, there's all kinds of stuff at play here. I'm in the eRepublikans for the time being. I'm trying to help Kemal get the party on it's feet and see what they want to do. I'm still part of the UIP leadership as I do plan to return shortly. Kijiman was elected PP and I promised that if he wanted to learn I would help him. So far he's done very well. 🙂
My best suggestion right now is to get active on the forum. Let people get to know you. We are small and tight knit. We are also welcoming of newcomers. Any help you can give will be appreciated. Let's get to know one another.
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Pretty sure this is a PTH mole. 😛😛
voted!
Nice burn right ther!!
isverskit
LOL. OMG.... I seriously was laughing throughout the entire article.
Anyway....
I sent this to some younger players. It was not an attack on anyone... just an opinion that I feel we are more active. This article then makes unsubstantiated and low attacks. You say we're involved in dirty politics? Take the plank out of YOUR eye first....
FYI, the orders posted by Red Oak today are to fight in Madrid against Spain. This is yet another example of bigotry in the eUSA. For the record, there are ZERO Hungarians in the party, a handful of Serbs... and then you forgot all the Romanians, Bulgarians, Croatians, Greeks, AMERICANS, etc... that are with us. One thing unites us... we are all Americans and we are all loyal to this country... so stop spreading LIES.
Also talk to Michael Larson, we have been discussing getting OMS... I am looking in to how we can get enough communes, but even so, we still fight for the eUSA and we put up a LOT of damage!
I will tell you what we offer... friendship... our party and MU are based off of helping eachother voluntarily. 🙂
😁^ What about my bet? 😁^
You can't make a bet mid-way through the election o0
LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGYSQ-xtWl4&feature=related
Ajay Bruno, Pizza the Hutt, PTHII, Winston Churchill... whatever other name he has been known as... is a God-fearing, Conservative, GREAT AMERICAN and will....
OK I just can't do it!
Ajay: You are a running joke and will continue to be. Thanks for the laughs. Your attempts at capturing power are the indication that you only care about one person... yourself.
Why don't you take your unit of multies and idiots and go play somewhere else?!?!
Sent him this back with his recruiting message:
March Hatter to Pizza The Hut II | 34 minutes ago
Thanks for being classy and insulting my current party. Way to win me over. Please don't message me again.
And then this is what I got back:
Pizza The Hut II to March Hatter | 9 minutes ago
You are rude
Oh yes, because I'm the rude one for openly criticizing someone's political party without even having the common courtesy to write some substantial facts to back up their claims. Nobody knows how to win an arguement these days, you can't just say that you're right, you have to sway the other person's opinion using logic and facts... Otherwise your arguement is not worth anything at all and you just wasted my time by having me read it.
I like March Hatter already
Thank you!
OMG March Hatter. epic.
gnilraps I like how you mention random tank giveaways. Im one of the guys that does that 😛.
Love eUSA media, its always damn fun.
Anywayz, a bit off topic, but I myself am starting an e-Academy in eEgypt in preperation, hopefully, for a babyboom sometime in the future. Would whoever runs the Federalist's party mind throwin me some ideas or give me a base to start off?
Truth be told, PTH2 is actually asked me to be his VP.
Of course I accepted...
March hatter voted for me. I already liked them. This mde you my favorite newb 😛
I hate this political BS.
well,
if you have any intention to be the president of New Conservative Party
it can be arranged
I'm just sayin'
zaaaaaa
^ Made me lol, hands down the best comment. o/
19:35 pthut I will not allow Obama to serve a 2nd term
19:35 pthut and we know what that means
19:35 pthut I will do whatever it takes
Pizza the Hut: Assassin
CHAIN SHOUT THIS ASSISNATION PLOT - http://mibpaste.com/HRMHn7
CHAIN SHOUT THIS ASSISNATION PLOT - http://mibpaste.com/HRMHn7
yay, my party was mentioned.
gnilraps, I seek audience with you to form a coalition.
I think it is time we all unite and expose Pizza the Hut II for what he is:
Comic relief in an 80s Star Wars parody.
Also, being critical, this started as a good article before going all pro-Federalist. No one needs that rhetoric here. What is the deal?
😛
@Iasov, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't expose PTH! ~pickle covers his eyes~
Also, Gnilraps IS a Fed?
honestly if I ever find out he's trying to steal my members again, I will do what I did last time, laugh like crazy.
Y'all are giving him way too much attention. He'd let himself get pissed on (literally) if he could get publicity out of it.
Gnilraps: what he sent your members was mild in comparison to what he sent to USWP members!
^ This is true. 😛
It's wrong for PtH to send PM's to other party's but Henry Arundel gets a free ride?
It's wrong for PtH to send PM's to other party's but Henry Arundel gets a free ride?
X2
Pathetic guy, tried to make a pass from egreece with the nationalist party (making for pp etc) and even they wouldn't hold him 🙂
pizza the hut
ONE thing unites us...