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Pizza's Stance on Immigration

37 Day 1,024, 11:29 USA

My friends I have something important to show you today. Pizza The Hut claims that he is the true Conservative leader in the eUnited States. However would a true conservative have such a weak stance on immigration?

A true Conservative would support strengthening our borders for the security of our nation. However according to his July and August 2010 POTUS campaigns it would show otherwise. Let's examine his second national goal for his would be presidency.


As you can clearly see from his platform Pizza greatly supports a open border policy where anyone can just stroll on in and be grated citizenship. This policy decision shows that Pizza The Hut is weak on his support for the security of our borders and keeping our citizens safe.

Let's also examine Pizza's citizenship requests while he was a Congressman. First off it should be known that Pizza The Hut did not approve of IES candidates but instead became a rogue Congressman and accepted citizenship requests whether immigration supported the request or not. Let's look at a few of the citizens Pizza requested.


You know maybe its just a weird coincidence but aren't they wearing Hungarian military uniforms?


Glenn Beck is disappointed in you Pizza.

Richard Nixon II
A true Conservative American

 
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Cold Hearted Snake
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Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,024, 12:01

I am with Richard Nixon II, I want to tighten the immigration laws. I am for a waiting period in which to check them out and to allow them to assimilate into American society. If a player seeking American citizenship really wants citizenship they'll wait. The only right citizenship bestows is the right to vote and to run for office.

 
Jason Welsh
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Jason Welsh Day 1,024, 12:07

pizza is a menace to the eWorld. keep it up nixon. voted

 
Rod Damon
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Rod Damon Day 1,024, 12:33

Pizza the Hut is a threat to national security and should not be supported or encouraged by anyone. His blatant disregard of security procedures and willful granting of citizenship to enemy operatives is danger to the country.

Rod Damon
CIA Director

 
Pizza The Hut
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Pizza The Hut Day 1,024, 12:45

^ Says the SEES operative.
Anyway, I allow people in who will help us protect our political interests. I have no choice but to hire anti-PTO specialists to stop SEES/FEDS from being able to destroy our party all the time. It is necessary. Also, this is not RL, being for immigration is not the same thing. Our nation is imploding and needs people for monetary, societal and military reasons.

 
GreekHoplite
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GreekHoplite Day 1,024, 13:34

dude, pthut, give it up or get some medical help.

 
Styrian
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Styrian Day 1,024, 13:35

Nixon is SEES troll

 
Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard
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Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard Day 1,024, 13:58

lol voted....i really hate Glenn Beck! but this one is ftw

 
ligtreb
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ligtreb Day 1,024, 14:06

Nixon is right.

 
Alexander Holzbach
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Alexander Holzbach Day 1,024, 16:21

Great article Nixon II. As usual.

 
johnpauljones
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johnpauljones Day 1,024, 19:05

Ajay's liberal agenda of letting Eastern Europeans into our country to work in our kitchens, yards, and grist mills must stop. We must check his rampant socialist agenda and let the free market chose its workers.

Our nation needs true-blooded Americans, not some half-breeds from half a world away.

 
JDR1986
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JDR1986 Day 1,024, 19:52

Up until I resigned yesterday I was the person in charge of immigration into our country. With the exception of enemy countries applications are processed quickly and effectively. Our enemies had two categories known enemies of the state and enemies that needed interviews. If they passed these interviews they were granted citizenship. Pizza allows Hungarians into the states in order to expand his own political career and does not think of what is best for the country.

 
Athanaric
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Athanaric Day 1,024, 20:09

o/ The Real Republicans

 
Justin McCravok
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Justin McCravok Day 1,024, 20:17

Real Republicans!!!!!
\o

 
chickensguys
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chickensguys Day 1,024, 20:19

Nice Article.
I would Prefer if you didn't show Glenn Beck crying.

 
logan Dunleavy
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logan Dunleavy Day 1,024, 20:50

My citizenship application said "I am a Romanian PTOer here to spread Capitalist propaganda and pig-disgusting Romanian speak" and I was approved without question.

 
Claire Littleton
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Claire Littleton Day 1,024, 20:55

Glenn Beck is such a fgt. Nothing against Conservatives, but he is a full-on nutjob.

 
Turd Fergusen
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Turd Fergusen Day 1,024, 21:07

lol I'm sandwiched by fgt Hungarians. Thanks for accepting my citizenship Rainy Sunday o/

 
Pizza The Hut
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Pizza The Hut Day 1,024, 21:23

Glenn Beck is not a Conservative... he is lame and greedy.
Also, JDR.. says the party that PTO'd my party but now suddenly that I have protection from your PTO's o0o0 so bad!

 
Pdeb
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Pdeb Day 1,024, 21:56

Claire, I have Aaron!

 
Nicholas Ryan
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Nicholas Ryan Day 1,024, 22:17

SURE IS AMNESTY IN HERE, AJAY.

 
Nicholas Ryan
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Nicholas Ryan Day 1,024, 22:20

I really wish SEES was half as influential as he seems to think we are.

You hear him, Claire? I run the country by a wave of my hand. Now, tits or GTFO.

 
Henry Arundel
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Henry Arundel Day 1,024, 23:40

'monetary, societal and military reasons'

A person does not require citizenship to bolster our economy, our military, or to engage in our media and our forums (which collectively make up whatever 'society' you were referring to).

 
Tyler Jenkins
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Tyler Jenkins Day 1,024, 23:59

Why even keeping making PtH relevant? We all know who he is and what he's about by now. Just ignore him and let him fade away into obscurity. (You still get a vote for the article, btw.)

 
St Krems
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St Krems Day 1,025, 00:46

American Jobs for American Workers!

 
George Armstrong Custer
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George Armstrong Custer Day 1,025, 03:38

Tyler Jenkins.. everyone who calls out "don't feed the troll" on this and every anti-Pizza publicity campaign..
ignoring a problem does not make it go away, it allows the problem to have free rein to gain momentum..
in Pizza's case his target audience is the new players and the disenfranchised, both groups who need to be reached out to..

 
Athanaric
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Athanaric Day 1,025, 04:18

Custer is right. New players don't even know what they're getting into. We all realize that Pizza is a fraud, but people who are new to the game don't realize what a threat his is.

This must change.

 
Maruishima
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Maruishima Day 1,025, 09:05

THEY TOOK OUR JERBS! DURKA DUR!

 
Jason Welsh
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Jason Welsh Day 1,025, 09:19

george is right, and i'm a perfect examle! the other parties have to advertize just as much and hopefully more than pizza if we have any hope of stopping this menace!

 
Zane Dilay
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Zane Dilay Day 1,025, 09:30

Vote-ski'ed!

 
loserhailose
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loserhailose Day 1,025, 09:50

All Glenn Beck does these days is talk about religion and then bursts out in tears. Used to love him. Also, irl, I am more "fiscally conservative" and more of a radical capitalist than anyone you'll ever meet, but I support "open borders" in that people should be allowed to come into this country so long as they have evidence showing they are not criminals, and that they bring into the country no illegal items, and that they do not recieve any benifits of the welfare state (which should be abolished). Just make sure no one crosses the border unless it is at a designated checkpoint. Let as many hardworking people come in as is possible. In this game though, immigration has to be controlled.

 
Armande Xavier
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Armande Xavier Day 1,025, 10:32

THEY TOOKKK AAAAR JEEEEARBS!

 
Nicholas Ryan
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Nicholas Ryan Day 1,025, 10:49

As loath as I am to admit it, Custard is absolutely correct.

When we 'just ignore him' is when he makes the greatest gains. Unfortunately, the parties and informed citizens of the nation must constantly campaign to counter his disinformation campaign.

Last month we all did basically ignore him and the result was that he drew in a lot of new players and many of them ran for congress intermixed with his PTO candidates. It's sad to think of how many potentially interested and involved players may have been driven off by this kind of drama.

Troll the trolls.

 
John Marre
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John Marre Day 1,025, 11:31

Pizza the Hut is irrelevant.

 
Ronald Reagan Reborn
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Ronald Reagan Reborn Day 1,025, 11:48

People who support Huns/Pizza make me sick :'(

 
Maruishima
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Maruishima Day 1,025, 11:53

Don't use photobucket. Use tinypic or imgur.

 
Astra Kat G
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Astra Kat G Day 1,025, 12:05

I can't believe Pizza is calling Hungarian PTOers "anti-PTO specialists" in his Comment, hahaha.

 
Master Duval
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Master Duval Day 1,025, 12:53

I just noticed that writing bad articles about pizza gets a lot of votes. Actually, I've been seeing the same thing for a while. We all know what he is about, so why vote the articles, and even write them?