PEACE JOKE
Horice P Fossil
A patrol of PEACEKEEPERS are heading through a small french village.
When on the horizon they spot a tree with what looks like plastic bags hanging fron it.
The sergeant in charge puts his binoculars to his eyes and focuses on the tree,"what do you think?" he asks his squad passing the binoculars around.
They all look and one of the privates says "i think its bacon hanging from the branches"
They crawl closer and have another look"yes definitely bacon" says the sergeant.
They all stand up and approach the tree.
WHEN SUDDENLY a group of well armed paras jump up and machinegun the peacekeepers killing all but the sergeant.
With his last breath the sergeant asks"WHY THE BACON TREE ?"
The para looks down at him and shouts"ITS NOT A BACON TREE, ITS A HAM BUSH ! "
Comments
Lol.
That was actually surprisingly good.
Voted.
Yes, normally, telling jokes in a newspaper just doesn't work. but that one was great!
xD
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He was funny before he joined MDU 🙂
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better than my ones
voted! 🙂
(I just raised him 0.5GBP because of the the the good laugh 😛)
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Lol that was funny good one Horice.
Such an old joke but it never gets old
Ham bush... haha. Didn't see that one coming.
hahaha good joke
damn pom sense of humour😉
nah its pretty good
nice one, voted 🙂
lmfao!
Nice one!
Gee such good british humour...
love it!
mmmmmmmm........bacon........
Lol... 😛
lol, very funny
lol,lol
lol