PDS: Alert - INDIE Virus Spreading in ePH
Day 1,093, 08:28
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Paul Delos Santos
Dear citizens of ePH,
We have reports that a new virus is contaminating the citizens of our eCountry. This virus is called the "indie" virus. Exposure to the virus will make you sleepy, hungry, and late for work.
The person responsible for this virus is no other than indielfi.
To combat this virus, you should always eat, sleep early, and sleep for 8 hours at least.
Be healthy ePH, don't let the virus spread.
Paul Delos Santos
Concerned Citizen
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reported for false accusation.
tired -.-
oh noes.. i have 2 out of 3 symptoms of indie virus..
what should i do @_@
/me thinks we should burn the source of infection
OMG!!!
/me runs but starts to get hungry and sleepy
It's got me -.-
2 out 3 symptoms to Cpl also just like me
reported for racism.
racist!O_O
Completely immune...
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reported for vulgarity
reported for excessive use of indi