Otyat “The Duck”…..is now “Duck Vader” & the “Saudi Storm Troopers”

Day 1,804, 10:24 • Published in Saudi Arabia Israel • by otyat



Well hello there, and I hope you are all keeping well, most importantly I would like to wish a happy Haji holiday to all the RL Arabic Players. Now you all know me at this stage and that my writings are not quite standard by any stretch of the imagination.

Well this week I shall be NO different and you shall address me as ..........DUCK VADER... ..... Don't laugh or I will use the FORCE TO QUACK YOU.

Now that you are overcome with FEAR and the thoughts of HEAVY BREATING, PLASTIC SUITS, LASER WHIPS, (Really I am talking about Star Wars).....this week's Article will take us to an eWorld far, far away.....just click on the LINK BELOW and the FORCE will take over.


CLICK THIS LINK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP2TUt0b9lw










Duck Vader leading the Proud and Fierce players of the Imperial Saudi force


THE Israeli’s REBELS ARE CLOSE BUT……….

Right as you can guess, I, DUCK VADER have learned now that the Rebel Israeli SCUM-BAGS have their Base of Operations nearby. Now WE Brave Imperial Saudi Fighters shall "ATTACK" this base,... WE shall destroy these eIsraeli "VERMIN"......, WE shall take their "GOLD"....., WE shall destroy this "CRUEL IDF EMPIRE"...., WE will take their Nightclubs / their Cinemas / their Bars and ........and .....ahhhh yes I will have to think about that one!!!!! (small quack)


Notice the picture above is a little bit deceiving, this is not a picture of us attacking the ISRAELI REBEL BASE (that comes later) .....actually we have just heard that the local KFC are doing a special offer on Chicken Buckets and last one there buys, hence the mad sprinting.










Mrs Duck Vader attacking the Israeli Rebel Base (What a woman!!!)


THE ISRAELI REBEL BASE AND "MRS DUCK VADER"

Well the GPS was spot on, there lies the Well-Fortified Rebel Base in front of us, but hey, I left Mrs. Duck Vader coordinate the ATTACK as today she was not having a Good Hair Day …..and even during breakfast her “FORCE” over cooked the porridge and converted my toast into charcoal.

So with the ease of co-ordinating a shopping trip in Riyadh my "beloveded" went about the Rebel IDF base destruction, while talking to three of her friends simultaneously on the mobile.

Mind you I do like that new Abaya of her’s.










A snapshot of the destruction of the IDF Rebel Base + a few prisoners



THE BATTLE AND OUR PRISNOERS

Well the battle was “Out of this world”, there was lasers, there was explosions, gold was spent like there was no tomorrow and there was one hell of a queue at WC, during the lunch break.

Anyway the IDF Rebel forces, finally surrendered after their "CENTRAL POWER SOURCE" (air compressor) was destroyed and some of their MILATARY FORSES DESERTED (had to go to school) and now their lies the Rebel IDF base in the form of a smoking ruin.

As you can see above we also captured some prisoners , the one on the left is called meow2, who was easily identified because:

His “NEW Golden Suit” still had the label on “Made in eIreland” stuck on the arse of it.

Still we shall use him for eprisoner exchange, but the reality is that we will be lucky to get an old goat in return.



TIME TO SIGN OFF

Well so end’s another little story my brothers and sisters, I wish you all a peaceful Haji holiday, until we talk again this is DUCK VADER “signing off” with a Quack.


Otyat.