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Open Letter to the eAmerican Leadership

46 Day 917, 00:21 USA
I remember that just 7 days ago the head of the American Army, NXNW, asked Indonesia to accept a cease fire regarding Suthern Thailand, based on RL Thailand's problems.

Taking into account that RL China was hit by major natural dissasters, that killed hundreds, and that affected regions where in game RW's are raging on, like Shangdong, I ask the eAmerican leadership to stop all hostilities in Chinese regions as long as it keeps raining in China.

Memorandum

To: The leaders of eAmerica
From: Zoli, a concerned eUS citizen
Date: Day 917
Subject: RL China

This article is an open letter to the eAmerican leadership regarding the situation in RL China and gameplay in the erepublik nation of eChina.

As many people know RL China was hit by major natural disasters. I do not pretend to be an expert in this situation but from news accounts it seems like a very difficult time for the people of China. In the game world the region of Liaoning is contested by the eUSA & eSerbia. While this is just a game it does not feel appropriate to simulate e-violence in a region that in RL has it's share of distress.

I propose, out of respect for RL China and any Chinese people who may be playing the game, a cease fire in regard to the region of Liaoning. We can continue to have our fun and games in all other areas but a gesture of respect to an unfortunate RL situation not only seems appropriate but is within our power as sportsmen.

I hope that a gentleman's agreement can be reached in the near future. Also I hope that as a gesture of ypur sincerity, you will not order US forces to fight in Liaoning nor will you direct the civilian volunteer force to do so through the DoD orders or any other means of communication.

I look forward to hearing from the appropriate member(s) of the eAmerican leadership. I hope that the words of the head of the US Army where not just empty promises and that you will accept this proposal that was in line with the one you made a couple of days ago.

Best regards,

Zoli
eUS citizen

 
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Zam0lxe
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Zam0lxe Day 917, 00:24

Lionking is under serbian ocupation ! No point in your article troll !

 
GemAlex
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GemAlex Day 917, 00:24

o7

 
Deleruin
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Deleruin Day 917, 00:24

Ohai Zoli, have my babies!

 
Onishi
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Onishi Day 917, 00:25

 
The Purple
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The Purple Day 917, 00:25

Do et

 
LordFalkenborn
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LordFalkenborn Day 917, 00:25

Nice article, i had my laugh

 
Zoli
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Zoli Day 917, 00:25

Zam0lxe - Southern Thailand was under American occupation when they asked for the cease fire.

 
Lord Rhindon
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Lord Rhindon Day 917, 00:26

Smacks of pure sarcasm.

 
Karlista
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Karlista Day 917, 00:26

Peace now!

 
Afanasiy Drago
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Afanasiy Drago Day 917, 00:28

bounce shawty bounce

 
Hobitnjak
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Hobitnjak Day 917, 00:29

Well...there is no reasonable leadership in (e)USA,and with every day ,they make me believe that there is no reasonable USA citizens at all in this game...I am afraid you've just wasted your time

 
Pheno Sony
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Pheno Sony Day 917, 00:29

Zoli, have deliruins babies!

 
PimpDollaz
37
PimpDollaz Day 917, 00:29

disasters such as?

 
DinoXxX
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DinoXxX Day 917, 00:30

lame trolling

 
blackmanta
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blackmanta Day 917, 00:33

lol Zoli, very very good, thanks mate )

My dear friend USA players, if you dont understand this article, let me translate it for you:
THIS IS A GAME, NOT REAL WORLD

 
Alexander Hamilton
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Alexander Hamilton Day 917, 00:34

meh... I've seen better

 
Shumor
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Shumor Day 917, 00:35

I ask the eAmerican leadership to stop all hostilities in Chinese regions as long as it keeps raining in China too.

 
Mr. Hyphenated
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Mr. Hyphenated Day 917, 00:39

oicwatudidthere

 
Shumor
40
Shumor Day 917, 00:39

Also, in RL Serbia, in now days, there are many floods which causes landfalls! It's very serious! So, I really do not like what have you, eAmerica, done to us! It's not fair...

 
brouvi
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brouvi Day 917, 00:41

lol zoli , asa teama va e ?

 
TakiMarci
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TakiMarci Day 917, 00:48

I don't think this issue is one to be made a joke of or a "troll" article. All the chinese people who lost anybody in the disaster have my condolences.

 
Afanasiy Drago
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Afanasiy Drago Day 917, 01:00

there's an oil spill in the gulf of mexico, maybe we should just freeze the game indefinitely.

 
Alter Dio
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Alter Dio Day 917, 01:04

nice try Zoli )) me likez your wayz.

 
Zoli
45
Zoli Day 917, 01:05

@Afanasiy Drago - we should freeze the game at least until V2.

 
Hulyeur
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Hulyeur Day 917, 01:06

North America is under USA occupation!

 
Xavinyo
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Xavinyo Day 917, 01:40

ouch ))

thanks for the day, made me smile!

voted

 
vigi
25
vigi Day 917, 02:37

article deserves a vote

 
St Krems
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St Krems Day 917, 02:41

2/10

 
Galantai
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Galantai Day 917, 02:59

Good one Zoli!!

Americanhypocrisymaxxxxx:D

 
Jstott
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Jstott Day 917, 03:00

False logic article uses false logic.

 
vladb
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vladb Day 917, 04:36

) )

 
vladb
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vladb Day 917, 05:25

This is low even for Phoenix

 
Porosus
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Porosus Day 917, 05:31

Game = RL

 
Zoli
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Zoli Day 917, 05:59

vladb it is raining in China. How could we fight for a region of a country hit by natural disasters

 
Rob B
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Rob B Day 917, 06:20

Touche

 
Dan Wang
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Dan Wang Day 917, 07:32

Seems logical to me.

 
Aaron S
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Aaron S Day 917, 07:54

You could give Lion King back to China as a sign of your goodwill towards the RL Chinese in their time of need then.

 
Anyonymous
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Anyonymous Day 917, 09:01

Trolololol

 
Devoid
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Devoid Day 917, 09:05

Voted, amusing

 
vladb
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vladb Day 917, 09:56

zoli ..you know I admire your skills ..but as I mentioned numerous times : Do not be a hypocrite.

 
Madsirro
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Madsirro Day 917, 10:50

You could give Lion King back to China as a sign of your goodwill towards the RL Chinese in their time of need then. x 2

 
Jack Corben
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Jack Corben Day 917, 12:26

You're a beautiful man, Zoli.

Unfortunately, even though we Americans want to stop the hostilities in the interests of the Chinese people, there's no way to stop foreign fighters or two-clickers from fighting in Liaoning. And the battle's been going on too long for us to retreat.

Clearly, in the interest of the Chinese people, Serbia should retreat the battle and put an end to the battle in the region. I await your article in the Serbian media with this suggestion.

 
Bristel Akina
25
Bristel Akina Day 917, 12:31

there's an oil spill in the gulf of mexico, maybe we should just freeze the game indefinitely. [x2]

 
Gaius Julius
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Gaius Julius Day 917, 13:19

Zoli o/

 
montaigne
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montaigne Day 917, 14:23

Hahaha, very good one!

It is a pitty, that far too many players of the opposite side of the barricades are lacking sense of humor.

 
Dante Alagherii
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Dante Alagherii Day 917, 17:07

 
Bradley Reala
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Bradley Reala Day 918, 13:58

Good to see that a real writer, with an actually funny sense of humor, is still writing here. These Serbian trolls suck. I look forward to your next bit of propaganda Zoli! Good to see you're still kicking.

 
Max McFarland 2
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Max McFarland 2 Day 918, 15:07

Zoli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's about time you started some fun in the eUSA media again.

It's been entirely too long. ^_~