Oinyo is running for CP.
Day 2,624, 07:05
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by Oinyo
Good day everyone!
This month I will be running for CP. I feel my skillset is what will be required along with some help from very certain others to turn things around and once again regain our great nation.
My plan is very simple.
I will once again unite eCan with the world and bring our allied/friend count up.
Under both of my previous terms we have seen our global standing rise a considerable amount. We gained a record amount of allies and friends never seen or matched. I will again bring those numbers up.
Next I will go into immediate talks with our captors. I will talk and reason with them and use interpersonal relationship skills along with basic common sense (Seems to be lost in this game) to improve our situation. We have a serious issue in eCan where we assume we are a giant hammer and every other country is a nail. This is why we are always finding ourselves wiped and in situations like this. Until we smarten up and play at our level we will never grow.
Now don't get me wrong. I am not anti Merc but when we are paying tons of money to win wars we normally cant win. It becomes a funnel from our country to others.. Usually our enemies. Look at Fridays battle, Our enemy was gaming the system to get top spot on both sides while eating a large chunk of our funds.
My point is we need to do things differently and perhaps stop giving the middle finger to countries that have a vastly superior population and financial standing. We need to do something we haven't done in a long time.. Work on diplomacy. Seriously sit there and just talk to other countries and move ourselves up the diplomatic ladder.
This is what I have to offer and this is what I will achieve for us. I have a proven background with my style of play and I feel that at this time we need to go that path.
Of course I have changed quite a bit thanks to the MDP helping me to see the light in the forums and the CPF for hosting me for a month as I found myself.
I am still that cocky bastard you knew but I have mellowed a bit and have learned from others to better myself.
Thank you for your consideration of putting me on your ballot for CP of this month.
~Oinyo
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"I will talk and reason with them and use interpersonal relationship skills along with basic common sense"
talk = beat
reason with = kick
interpersonal relationship skills = a flame thrower
basic common sense = napalm
I have a plan B.
And this is why Foxfire is always my VP. I am the carrot and he is the stick.
We're wiped!
We're broke!
Our alliance is disolving!
Vote Oinyo!
It's not like things can get any worse!
Ha ha. Oh it could get worst 😛
🙂
I proudly raise my middle finger to our conquers.
Like a mouse sticking its middle finger up against the owl that will swoop down and eat it.
Not every issue is a nail and not every fix is the hammer. Sometimes people need to use their brain to solve an issue.
You don't punch jigsaw puzzles hoping for them to magically do themselves do you?
No. you solve them. Using logic. using reason. Using a method.
Vote Oinyo or else don't vote at all!
Good luck man!
Not to live eLife looking at past glories but I prefer the diplomacy we used to free ourselves from our last occupation (by the US), Friends + GTFO.
Fyrom are liars and we are already talking with Croats. Be specific, tell us what you would say/do. Platitudes do not interest me.
oh really now you will say they are liars, you dont heed others advice in that until after you get bit in the ass then screw the country over. All you deserve is platitudes when it comes to FA.
Piss off, I knew what they were going into the deal. I'm not CP now and have no intention to enter congress anymore so I will speak plainly. I did what was necessary, in my opinion, to save our funds and resources for a comeback and at the same time to benefit our allies in their battles that were being fought at the time. You may, and likely will, say what you want but most Canadians realize that my goal was achieved.
I'm sick and tired of the smart ass remarks. Run for CP yourself, get elected and show us your stuff. Until then shut the f up.
I like this. You want to know what the man will say before he even gets in.
Hey pickle. What are you going to say in details to the next customer that comes to your drive through window at work? I want the entire conversation written out here please.
Yes, I would like to know. He brought the subject up, not me. If I had been talking about Fyrom sneaking into our country and an unforeseen attack by a superior force (Croatia) then I would expect people to have asked what actions I would take and what the reasoning behind it would have been.
As far as work, we have consumers not customers. I work in a residence with them, although it is possible that we might speak through a window. I cannot use real names or places as this would violate HIPPA law ( http://www.hhs.gov/ocr/privacy/hipaa/understanding/index.html ). The conversation might go as this:
Me- Good morning Johnnie! Did you have a good night?
Johnnie- NO! Sam was mean to me!
Me- Tell me what happened.
Johnnie- He said that I could not watch TV!
Me- (Referencing last nights progress notes for Johnnie to see what night staff Sam has written.) It says here that you were up at 3am and wanted to watch TV. Is that right?
Johnnie- I couldn't sleep and Sam was mean to me!
Me- Well may I fix you a breakfast? Then we can sit down and discuss what happened.
Johnnie- Oh yes please, I'm hungry. Can I have pancakes!
Me- Sure, I can make pancakes.
Me- (After preparing the food.) So why were you up at 3am?
Johnnie- My tummy hurt.
Me- I'm sorry are you feeling better now?
Johnnie- Yes but I'm still hungry, can I have more?
Me- Yeah, I made extra, everybody likes pancakes. Why are you so hungry?
Johnnie- We had fish last night for dinner.
Me- (Looking in Johnnie's personal plan it says that he will not eat fish.) Did anyone offer you something else to eat? (Looking in refrigerator.) I see leftover mac & cheese, some jello, spaghetti and meatballs, there are other things to eat beside fish in here.
Johnnie- Sara said I could only have something else if I tried the fish first.
Me- Well Sara is new here, she may not have known that you don't like fish. I'll let her know about that, OK?
Johnnie- Yes please! Sara is nice, I like her.
Me- Me too, she's very nice.
Typical response Dill. "oh you try to be CP, its not as easy as it looks cry cry cry" I'v seen what you have done in FA and all the calls ended up blowing up in Canada's face then you go now to say you wont run again, hopefully because you see how terrible you are at the job, but you will be back once the mess is dealt with. You would like be to shut the f up because I remind you how much you have screwed up in FA
I see that you don't have the balls to respond to my conversation at work. You also need to man up and sit in the big chair. Do you have the nerve to run?
P.S. I only said I have no intention to run for Congress, learn to read.
So. your a man nurse?
Excellent...everything is going as planned.
muahwhahahahaha
*cough*
I mean..Good Luck!
Ultimate peace time president for those boring months when we need gay videos. In no way should he be in the chair during wartime. Is the sniveling kings heir from braveheart
Fucking Robert the Bruce
God damn Robert.. Always ruining everything lol
Another fun fac. It has been nearly a year since my last vid.. Time flies doesnt it?
hey that heir became king, wallace got racked
Last I heard you were the worst CP to ever bless eCan. You get into office, AFK the whole term only to come on piss drunk and blow real life cash in the game to reach your goals. Actually never mind and scratch that. You are an amazing CP. Give me money to buy my dignity and self worth.
Good thing is i dont sit around the water cooler to find out what the woman heard and you'll see me in office again.
Croats can be talked to.
The other one, I don't think so.
GL Oinyo!
Talk to Croatia. I wanna beat up* FYROM.
*I wanted to be more descriptive, but I decided to hold back and not go down the dark path to the point of no return.
Two words: Nope, twice.
A double negative. So you support Oinyo's candidacy then? You big hippie loving bastard you.
They are two distinct thoughts, separated by a comma, semi-colon or period, each reinforcing the other to strengthen its nopefulness. Nope to the power of Nope, or Nope Squared. And since opposing Oinyo's presidency is a definite positive for eCanada anyway, your "double negative" nonsense is just dumb-hippie talk. Nice try, bucko, you had better luck with your magic pig.
Mr. Juicyflanks can fly you know.
I dont want this CP (child porn) you speak of...
I read your bio. --eCanadian, eNorwegion, eIrish, eFinnish patriot=-
Who cares what you think. You are only one forth Canadian. Go back to Norway.
What?
His bio tells you who he supports, not that he is 1/4 an eCanadian. He also has our CS right now and has every right to share what he thinks.
hahaha and im an irl Canadian soooooo
Child porn? 😛 I don't get it. I am an old man lol. Nothing child about the porn I make.. Also just a FYI. Your order for "Oinyo a la mode" should get to your place in 4 days.
Oinyo is now the voice of reason? We're doomed! Doomed I tells Ya.
Firreeee in the holllleeee !
Head shoooottt!
Going with what I know works from experience. DMV is the best candidate at this time to fix Canadas dilemmas
Wrong article 😛 This is the Oinyo one. The DMV one is the number 2 in the Canada top 5 🙂
I wrote it here because I speak what I think and I don't hide my opinions from anyone. So I figured you should hear it from my mouth
Wll CannaGuy.. You may want to learn to filter what you say if you really dont ever hold back.
:/
I was simply joking but that is not a good trait to have or be proud of...
I miss Wally Cleaver.
We all do 🙁
Quimbie4CP
Quimbie died of ennui.