NX: POTUS for June 2012

Day 1,284, 10:24 Published in USA USA by Necros Xiaoban

I'm gonna make the White House sexy


Dear Sweet America,

Ten months ago I made a commitment to you, and I would honor that commitment. You see, America, more than just a hot, sexy body, I'm also an honorable human being. Thats right, 100% pure USDA Grade A honor.

Ten months ago, I formally announced my intention to run for President in the June 2012 election. Since then the support ordinary Americans have shown me has been tremendous. Continually I am greeted by cheers for my candidacy and they embolden me and uplift my spirits.

I'd like to give to you a poem, America. I believe it embodies the core essence of my campaign, that patriotic feeling that gives us the audacity to hope. It is a poem written over a hundred years ago, by Lewis Carrol, but I believe it still has meaning today.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in han😛
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


If you felt some small piece of you well up in joy at those beautiful words, I ask that you support me, Necros Xiaoban for President of the United States on June the 5th. I will do my valiant best to be the best, like no one ever was.

Signed,
Necros Xiaoban
President of the United States (June 2012)